The (Cheesy) Pick Up Line PERFECT For You, Based On Your Horoscope

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Zodiac Signs, Horoscopes

Free daily horoscope for Wednesday, December 23.

As cheesy as most pick up lines are, there's something so charming about them. Whether you use it for laughs or for real, find the one that fits your daily horoscope the best.

Capricorn: Love is in the air! For all the singles out there, people are dying to introduce you to a cute friend. And for those who are coupled up, a cozy date night is in order. This is an extra romantic time of year — take advantage of it.

Capricorn's pick up line: Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Aquarius: Maybe it’s the holiday season, but you’re yearning for a real love connection. You’ve been kicking ass at work lately, but you’re lacking in the relationships department. Love is headed your way. Keep your eye out for the mistletoe.

Aquarius' pick up line: You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you.

Pisces: You only have eyes for exotic destinations today. You’ve got travel on your mind, and now is the time to plan. Explore your options: working abroad, studying abroad, or just a couple weeks of vacation. What’s stopping you?

Pisces' pick up line: You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

Aries: Your work mojo is on point and you’ve been earning every penny. You’ve been quite generous with your extra funds. Right now, you are the backbone for a lot of people and you’re finding it extra rewarding. Way to spread the holiday cheer, Aries!

Aries' pick up line: Are you a good detective? Because I'd love to be Sherlocked in your arms all night.

Taurus: Is it Christmas yet? You’re so ready to close your laptop and enjoy family time. All you can think of is the holiday food — and New Year’s Eve, of course! Plan an end-of-year adventure. Even if it’s something small, you’re in need of something different.

Taurus' pick up line: Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Gemini: It’s official: someone’s caught your eye and that someone is going to keep your attention for a while. The holiday season tends to intensify feelings, so take it slow and give it a real chance.

Gemini's pick up line: You look familiar. Did we have a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Cancer: You’re feeling extra romantic today, and courageous too. Normally one to let the cuties come to you, you’re ready to make a move. The holiday season is filling you with cheer and confidence. Flirt and have fun — it’ll be worth it.

Cancer's pick up line: If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

Leo: You’re all about holiday prep today. The next two days are shaping up to be a little crazy, so maybe send your ‘Merry Christmas’ texts a little early. An early holiday greeting is better than a forgotten one. You’re already over this winter and ready to head to somewhere tropical. Start planning for next year!

Leo's pick up line: Are you a beaver? 'Cause daaaaaammmmmm.

Virgo: Instead of relaxing for the holidays, you’re thinking about your career goals for next year. You’re ready to expand your horizons and step up in the world, and travel is on your mind. Spend today dreaming — but promise us you’ll relax in the next couple of days, k?

Virgo's pick up line: You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

Libra: Take a little breather today. You’ve been going nonstop the past few weeks and it’s time to relax. Christmas has just about arrived and things are sure to pick up through the New Year, so enjoy a little ‘me time’ while you can.

Libra's pick up line: Are you Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for.

Scorpio: While everyone else is in vacation mode, you’re still going hard at work. That’s OK — by tomorrow you’ll be totally off duty and ready to relax. You’re in an amorous mood, so don’t hang around the office too long. Sneak in some bae time before your family arrives.

Scorpio's pick up line: You're single, I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

Sagittarius: You’ve made your list, and checked it twice. And yep, despite buying for everyone on your list you managed to stay in budget. Congrats! Now might be a good time to splurge a little on yourself before the holiday officially begins. A mani-pedi or blow out is just what you need before you make your stunning entrance.

Sagitarrius' pick up line: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?