How The Scorpio Season Horoscopes Affect Each Zodiac Sign

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The Scorpio Zone: how it affects your sign right now

Scorpio is in the house, and we still don't know how we feel about that. Between the addition of the cooler weather and that Halloweenie feeling, it's no shock that this seasonal change falls under one of the darkest zodiac signs.

Let's just say, with Scorpio season affecting us all simply by being the constellation that's in the sky, hovering over us at the moment, we're f***ed.

You may be feeling a little impatient with your loved ones; you may even take that feeling into outright hostility, which could lead to murder if you don't catch yourself being such a jerk. And we're talking your murder.

Scorpio brings out the worst in many, so you might want to be careful where you toss your attitude. Before you throw your wife out the window, before you poison your husband's morning coffee, stop and take a few moments to understand the ramifications. Prison is not fun. How does Scorpio season, AKA Scorpio Zone, affect your sign?

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

As a fire sign, you don't feel all that powerful when a mighty water sign dominates the atmosphere, so your usual spark and flair may be somewhat down during the Scorpio Zone. Expect to lose arguments.

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TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

You sure do love to party — it's your thing, and the Scorpio Zone brings out that love in you. You'll find yourself spending too much money on entertainment during this time, but the whole "over-the-top" thing suits you well. Enjoy the month!

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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

If there was one thing you didn't need, it was Scorpio in the sky, getting in the way of everything you do, which is very little because you still can't make up your mind if you want to wake up or sleep your life away. Scorpio is there to exacerbate your already cruddy mood.

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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

The Scorpio Zone take you by surprise here. Suddenly, you're into everything: sex, food, partying, drugs. Oh yeah, this cosmic shift has you trying everything and saying "the hell with it" if you fail. And fail, you just might, but will you care? Hell no.

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LEO (July 23 - August 22)

If there's something you want really badly, then this is the time where all your mighty nerve will rise up so that you may get what you want, thanks to the scalding power of Scorpio. You'll do what's necessary to achieve that goal, no matter what it takes.

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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

The Scorpio Zone has you feeling a bit under the weather. Don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself with a cough or cold. It's brutal out there, and if there are germs to pick up, somehow Scorpio makes sure you get them all. Sorry, Virgo.

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LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

If ever there was a time for you to get in touch with all that roiling hate within yourself, this is it. The Scorpio Zone is cool, cruel and relentless and your vengeance fantasies are in full swing during this time. Try not to have a cerebral hemorrhage while concentrating on how much you hate everyone.

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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

Start spreading the news! It's your time, Scorpio baby — you cruel, sadistic, sexy mofo. You are in your shining hour, and boy, don't you know it. Be careful how much you indulge this month, your partner's body can only take just so much.

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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

This is where you get to whip out your inner b****, Sagittarius. And if you're on the cusp, you might as well be a full-blown Scorpio yourself. For our sake, try and dial down that meanness, and if you can possibly refrain from ditching all your friends, then do so, for your own sake.

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CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

The Scorpio Zone only reminds you that it's the end of the year and that, if Halloween is here, your birthday is the next big thing to take place... after boring old Thanksgiving, that is. It's all about you during the Zone, as it always is. Start making your birthday list now, and stick with the things that really matter to you.

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AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

You've hidden behind the wishy-washy Aquarian demeanor all year long. But during the Scorpio Zone, you'll surprise yourself at just how nervy you'll feel. This is the time where all good Aquarians go really bad. Just please, don't put cat treats in the Halloween candy bowl. Kids really hate cat treats.

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PISCES (February 19 - March 10)

Had enough of being the Wimp of the Zodiac? Good, because this is your big op, Pisces. The Scorpio Zone will open you up like a can of sardines, and you'll find yourself right at home as you rebel against everything you've ever believed in during this time. This is the time where Pisces breaks the mold and doesn't go back.

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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.

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