The Zodiac Signs Who Like 'Scary Sex' The Most

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A bit of Halloween astrology...

What is it about October that drives us all Halloween crazy? It’s as if Halloween starts on the first and then we spend an entire month getting revved up for the parties and the trick-or-treating and, of course, the costumes.

Dressing up is something that most of us admit to never wanting to give up. Maybe we find out there is no Santa, but we never stop believing in the magic of Halloween. And where there is magic, there is... sexy stuff.

Fall is in the air and even the colors around us tend to evoke those oddly sensuous feelings that accompany the spooky-ooky things that go bump in the night. Add pumpkin spice to the mix and you’ll soon be in your element. (I, myself, react to pumpkin spice as if it were garlic to a vampire, but suit yourself. Hot toddies abound.)

October is like a promise of sex. Lovers running indoors to get warm, red wine, fantasies running wild... jump into bed and play vampire. Or werewolf. Or zombie if that’s what you want, but ask yourself, “Are zombies sexy?” Because my answer to that was always “no.” Smelly limbs that fall off? Not my thing in the sack. Might be yours, not judging.

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Is there such a thing as scary sex, in the way that maybe certain people get a thrill from the idea of something... dangerous? Monstrous? Reckless? When in doubt, turn to your Halloween astrology, because even your horoscope can't predict your day-to-day spooky preferences. Here are the zodiac signs that like scary sex.

1. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

While Aries may have you thinking that all of their intensity is for the good of humankind, don’t let that fool you — they are seriously into indulging their dark sides, and if it scares them, they’re looking to make that fear their b*tch, so count Aries in for scary sex.

I’d say that they’re most disturbed by psychological terror, so try freezing your smile for the entire act of sex, if you really want to give them the Halloween terrors. Immediately after it’s over, say, “He’s dead, Jim.” That’s all.

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2. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

They like it rough. And if rough, during the month of October means that they like to dress up like Freddy Krueger, then so be it, 'cause that’s how Taurus rolls. Halloween is open season for Taurus and these people not only love boring sex as much as they love exciting sex, they love scary, murderous, threatening, weird, alien sex as well. It’s a Taurus thing.

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3. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Oh yes, Cancer likes it scary. Thrill them, chill them and fulfill them. Maybe it’s their natural inclination to howl at the moon, or simply that crazy pagan spirit that seems to embody many of those born under this sign, but Cancer loves to create fantasy "horror" scenarios to escape from. If you plan on dressing up for a Halloween date, don’t be surprised if “Sexy Pirate” is part of the night’s agenda.

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4. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Creature of the night, you are, Libra. You are the one to start preparing for Halloween the day after it’s over, you’re so into it. And October is your month, so you like to claim it, although you actually have to forfeit the night itself over to Scorpio.

But you, Libra, you’re the fully grown adult in the rabbit suit, which reads as sexy at first, until your lover realizes it’s the middle of summer and that you meant it when you said the Halloween is every day. Dead serious. Let’s just say, you’re the one who puts the "scary" into scary sex.

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

5. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

Well, of course, ya hog. Always grabbin’ the sexy, dark stuff, Scorpio. Well, welcome to your special day, because Halloween belongs to the big, black bug that everyone loves oh so much.

Scorpio loves to play mind games, and when the season is on, you’ll find your Scorpio lover feeling very mischievous, especially if they think they can fool you or trick you into one of their diabolical schemes. They are the spider, and you, my dear, are the fly.

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

6. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Let’s put it this way: if Sagittarius can "be" the monster, then they’re happy. They really enjoy being thought of as badass psycho machines and because of their competitive nature, they insist on being nothing but the center of attention.

So, if you’re planning a sexually romantic night with a Sag during the darker weeks of October, expect to be in bed with their alter ego, which is more than likely a blood-drinking ghoul dressed as Bowie — or nothing at all!

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