Sexy New Year's Resolutions For Each Zodiac Sign

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Sexy New Year's Resolutions For Each Zodiac Sign
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Be more sexually appealing.

Ah, a new start. Isn't it strange, but true, that the last couple of weeks of the year really start to drag? And being that it's all psychological, our minds automatically make the assumption that the drag of the year's end will reboot with the first (well, maybe the second) day of the new year and all our boring old problems will vanish like smoke.

And perhaps, if we apply ourselves — along with our minds — we can make the new year better than the last. We certainly do all ascribe to the idea that hope springs eternal, and that if we believe, we stand a better chance at manifesting that happiness.

Ironically, so much of that mental preparation goes toward what we're planning on doing physically, come the next year — lose weight, get healthy, cut your hair, get into parkour condition. You know the dealio. And once we get into looking good, or at least fantasizing about looking good, we also get into looking sexually appealing... we want to be sexually appealing. 

We tend to think along the lines and standards that come with the personality traits found in our zodiac signs. So, what might we be doing, as individuals within our particular astrological sign, to get just a little more sexy than we ever were before?

Here's a sexy New Year's resolution for each zodiac sign.

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Sexy is easy for you, as you're one of the hottest signs of the zodiac. What to do to take that just another step further? Think before you act, Aries. You're smart and sophisticated, and that's attractive, but blurting and being insulting is going to dull your shine and remove that naturally sexy aura of yours. 

Be the best you can be, be kind to people and respect them. Trust that you are even more attractive sexually when you're nice.

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TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Taurus, you're another super-sexy sign of the zodiac, and this year is going to be about discretion and... tease. Yes, you're very good at teasing, and now it's time to show that you're just as interested in pleasing.

Sexy tips for Taurus this year include eating better, doing Vinyasa yoga (to help you with that sexy burn), and a new outlook on self-confidence.

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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

You've never had a problem attracting people to you, Gemini, and the one thing that's stood in your way in the past is just the thing you need to concentrate on in the future, and that would be self-esteem.

You look good, but you're putting out a vibe that says, "I'm not good enough" and that acts as a repellent. Try to remember your good qualities and don't forget you're a sexy beast. Work that angle!

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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

You've gotten yourself into a pattern, Cancer, and that pattern has turned into a labyrinth of passages that all lead away from you accepting yourself as you are. That means that all your sexy ways are being hidden and disguised beneath whatever routine you've gotten yourself into.

Make the next year about breaking the mold and allow yourself to shine. Do new things, have adventures. You shine best when you're invigorated with newness.

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LEO (July 23 - August 22)

You've never had a problem attracting people with your raw sexual energy; the only problem is that you don't know what to do with it once the spotlight is on you. So, what you have to work on is step two.

You're dazzling enough to get the interest, Leo, so now it's up to you to keep them interested. Make 2018 about begin a full person, and not just about being a dazzling sexual lure.

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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

If anyone needs to loosen up a bit in this next year, it's you, Virgo. You tend to ruminate and overthink things, including your own sexiness. You're the person who will ruin their own day because you believe your hair doesn't look "right."

Don't let the little things get you down in 2018, because you tend to let them get you too down. Sexy tip for you: Allow yourself the freedom to be a little reckless here and there; you'd be surprised by how good you look with your hair completely messed up!

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LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Try coming through with your plans, Libra. Be a person of your word, rather than a tease with a distant plan that may or may not come through. Be true to your word and you will be perceived as the sexy beast that you are.

You're naturally sexy, so don't compromise that beautiful allure by being a faker. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Don't lie, Libra. Trust that you're fabulous exactly as you are.

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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

It's hard for you to NOT be a sexy demon, Scorpio, but you're also intelligent, and if you're as smart as we think, then you have to know by now that if you really want to attract people, you need at least a small amount of compassion and kindness.

It's not all about world domination, so make 2018 about coming back down to earth to mingle with all the other sexy devils that inhabit this planet.

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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

You've wanted to take off that weight, so shut up and just do it. Sagittarius, you know better than anyone that the only way to accomplish something is by just jumping in and tackling it head on, and that means weight loss, better eating, more exercise.

Discipline is needed and you know it. Sexy tip for you: Work on feeling good about yourself and watch them line up for you. It's your confidence that's going to be your sexiest asset.

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CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

You've been through a lot in your time, Capricorn, and you've been up and down in terms of how you relate to people; sometimes you hate them and sometimes you adore them. Either way, you've gotten yourself into a place where you might be, ummm... too polite.

Make 2018 about asserting yourself and stating your opinion. That kind of self-esteem-driven confidence is a surefire way to have people perceive you as sexy, smart and on the ball.

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AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Don't try so hard. Hey, Aquarius, you're one of the few signs whose sexiness doesn't rely solely on physical characteristics. You get a free pass here, lucky duck!

However, that means you need to remember that your sexiness is natural, inside, available for discovery by some immensely lucky person. Know this and own it. Don't belittle yourself in 2018; assume you're "the prize" and act accordingly.

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PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

In 2018, you're going to be doing a lot of "splitting the difference" and by this, I mean that if you want people to think you're sexy and attractive, you're going to have to play up your good attributes while simultaneously coming to terms with the fact that you tend to ruin things with your hyper-sensitivity.

Tone that down a bit in the new year; it's one thing to come across as a sensitive person, and it's another to be the egomaniac in the room who demands all the attention because they are feeling weepy. Don't kill your "sexy" by being 2018's biggest baby, Pisces.

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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.