The Best Of The Web: Tiger & Ivy League Sex Appeal

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Harsh breakup tactics, love & Star Wars and TIGER WOODS!

Hola, all. It's Friday afternoon and you are counting until the foreman pulls the bird's tail and you slide off your dinosaur's back and into the weekend (Click Here for a visual). It's OK to be a five o'clock bandit on Friday, you put in a hard week. Chew on the following while the minutes while by.

Scientists really want to get to the bottom of the quandary: Why do guys like porn? Unfortunately, our friends in Lemondrop tell us there is no control group. That's right, science can't find anyone who's never seen porn. They probably shouldn't have been advertising in the back of Jugs. Read: Sex And Porn Cause Debt Problems In UK

The Frisky has a hard-as-nails suggestion for handling breakups: burn bridges. In addition to cutting off contact, when you cross the Rubicon, you gotta scorch the Earth and get rid of all means of communication including the dreaded Facebook defriend. Sounds like a good way to never have relapse sex.

Em & Lo ( fielded a question about making contact… via Facebook… with the one who got away… after being married. OK, just add heroin, gasoline and some matches and you have a delicious recipe for disaster. Read: Is Facebook Causing Us To Cheat?

If we've said it once, we've said it 5 times, dudes like boobs. Our friends at Betty Confidential would like to know why men like fake breasts… evidently, we're simple, simple creatures and fans of Baywatch.

And then there was Tiger. The interwebs have been awful "judge-y" of the golf phenom as of late. Is someone gonna get paid? Is someone gonna go to jail? Is this an official "scandal"? Divine Caroline breaks down the WHY of the Tiger Woods mistake in judgment (I think his caddy should have to follow him to keep him out of the rough off the course).

And our homeys at HollywoodLife tell us that golfer Jesper Parnevik is embarrassed for introducing Tiger to Elin Nordegren. I was once told in no uncertain terms, "Do not hook up with our nanny," so my friends appear to have more foresight than the Parneviks. At least better discretion.

Speaking of hero-worship, Glamour wants to know if you have a shrine to your guy. You know, a shelf with movie tickets, photos and various keepsakes? Sure, that's cute but having a locked closet full of surreptitiously-taken pictures of someone you haven't worked up the courage to ask out is dangerous. Double standards, much?

Over at the Huffington Post, our buddy Tom Matlack (of the Good Men project) breaks down what dudes can learn from New Moon. Skeptical? I was but he found some sustenance in those empty calories. Check it.

The ladies at Jezebel stumbled across a tasty nugget. British women get a little nimbly-bimbly for Ivy League grads. Remove the word "British" and you'll understand the motivation for a guy to go to an Ivy League school. Except for Cornell… they've a great a capella scene. Read: Dating Site For Ivy League Grads Only

LimeLife warns us that female breadwinners oftentimes feel guilty. Well, they should if they're taking jobs from men… men with families… men with pride and dreams. (I wish there was a sarcasm font.)

Over at, they get sex advice from Dungeons & Dragons players. And here's the joke about a level 12 spell of petrification. Reed: Why Geeks Are The New Chic

Speaking of the nerd herd, the lads at Asylum give us the top ten Star Wars quotes that could describe the authors' sex lives. Mine: "Impressive… most impressive." Jokes!

Do you have a Star Wars sex quote? What's your take on Tiger?