Woman On Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Throw Out Her Own Poop

woman throws poop out the window and gets stuck

Talk about a sh*itty Tinder date.

Whether it’s (painfully) holding in a humongous fart on a first date or attempting a near-silent phantom poop while your significant other sleeps, at some point or another, our bowels will try to ruin our dating life. Just be lucky yours didn’t leave you in a predicament, like one woman who threw poop out the window and got stuck.

As reported in The New York Post recently, a guy named Liam Smith started a GoFundMe campaign to replace his window after it was destroyed by his Tinder date when she attempted to retrieve her feces that she threw out of the window. 

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It all began when Smith, innocently enough, took his then-Tinder date to a Portuguese restaurant (a particularly potent one, I guess) in Bristol, U.K. for dinner. After they came back to his apartment to, you know, Netflix & Chill, Smith’s date got an emergency call from mother nature. 

Here’s what Smith wrote on his GoFundMe page: 

"'I went for a poo in your toilet', she told me 'and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked'. She continued 'I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.' 

I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, separated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.'

In other words, when the fair maiden attempted to launch her fecal matter out of sight and out of mind, it instead fell in between a gap in the two window panes. At that point, Smith attempted to launch the amateur gymnast face-down in between the two windows to nab the fallen turd. 

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The stinky brown handoff back to Smith was a success. But the turd was then replaced by his date, who became stuck trying to retrieve it. After attempting to hoist the Poo Princess back into the bathroom with no luck, Smith then called the fire department for aid. She was eventually removed, but the windows were destroyed, prompting the man, probably poo-in-hand, to set up the crowdfunding page. 

But not even the presence of poo on a first date (or shattered windows, for that matter) can come between true love: Smith says he is still talking to his Tinderella, describing her as a "lovely girl" to the Bristol Post

"She’s a lovely girl. I’m not sure what’s going to happen — I’m really busy with my dissertation at the moment — but I’d certainly be open to seeing her again."

A sh*tty situation with a silver lining. 

Watch the video below to hear more from Smith about this strange (and presumably mortifying) Tinder date:


Julia Sullivan is a writer, editor, and blogger. When she's not chronicling her smelly, sometimes frightening adventures as a New York City noob in her blog, you can find her getting drunk with her cat on any given day of the week. Follow her on Twitter