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Some aim to please, and some are just lazy.
By Ruby Miranda — Written on Oct 28, 2021
Women have been judged from best to worst on just about every single aspect since the beginning of time, so why not put them to the task when it comes to the best female zodiac sign in bed, and how good they are at being hot lovers?
Certainly, there are qualities that might make one woman great in bed and another a total loser. While your horoscope can certainly play a role, there are other factors as well.
Is it all about physical appearance, or is it about experience and willingness? Is it about being a virginal know-nothing femme model, or is it about being a wanton she-devil with that certain look in her eye?
Women have a hard enough time accepting themselves in this world, and body hatred has caused many a woman to become inhibited in the bedroom. Some women are naturally open and willing, while others only dream of being wild.
What is it that ultimately makes a woman a good lover? Does she give you the mommy kink you desire, or perhaps it’s the daughter kink you’re looking for? Are you a pervert that wants a woman to fulfill a fantasy for you, or are you willing to simply see what she’s made of without forcing her to be someone she’s not?
The thing is, women are fantastic, no matter what zodiac sign they are, and that’s the bottom line. And what’s better is that if she is herself and remains true to herself, well... you’ve got yourself the best lover on earth.
But, for the sake of the unholy list of terrors, let’s unearth the best and worst female lovers, according to astrology.
Female Zodiac Signs As Lovers, Ranked From Best To Worst In Bed
1. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
If it comes down to good ol’ sex and nothing but sex, it doesn’t matter what these ladies do or how old or young or fat or skinny they are. Scorpios are simply the best.
You may not live to tell, but at least you’ll die happily.
2. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Passion is what it’s all about with the femme fatale Sagittarius. While they are certainly all about having a deliciously fulfilling time in the sack with you, they’re also into making you into their fantasy, which will work for you in ways you could never believe.
They are the makers of dreams come true. Consider yourself lucky if you find yourself in bed with one of these wonder women.
3. Aries (March 21 - April 19)
She’s good. Oh yes, she’s good-good-good. This lady knows what she wants and she’s not afraid to let you know, which is fantastic because if she’s pleased, consider it a good day for you.
Quite possibly the sexiest woman there is, the Aries woman wants to be worshipped, and that should come quite easily, as she’s well worth your time.
4. Leo (July 23 - August 22)
For some reason, Leo women are much stronger sex partners than Leo men. Less lazy than the men, these women show great interest in their partner’s experience and they want to please.
They love knowing that only they can give you that “special” kind of pleasure, and once they have your number, you can count on them for a good time.
5. Libra (September 23 - October 22)
She’s not only good in bed, she’s nice. This woman is all about being kind.
And while being a kinky lunatic in bed isn’t beneath her, if you actually want to feel appreciated for the person you are beneath the thrusting, sweaty jerk that you seem to be, a Libra woman will make you feel special and loved.
6. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Expect the unexpected with an Aquarius woman, as her sense of fantasy can take an ordinary sex scene and make it into something beyond the beyond.
Oh, she’s down for straight military if that’s what you’re offering, but don’t be surprised if she gets you dressed up and ready for role play. Aquarius does like her costumes.
7. Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You may have trouble keeping your Gemini woman concentrated on the sex while you’re having it with her, but once you get her attention, you’ll enjoy this woman for the freak she is.
Don’t expect cuddles after, though, as she probably has already moved on something new and shiny.
8. Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Totally hot, the Taurus woman is on fire... until her mood hits ground zero, and that is, unfortunately, something that happens often.
So, you may want some of that Taurus yummy, but catching her in the mood is what’s going to try your patience.
9. Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
If you’re into a lover that does nothing but lay there, then you are in luck. Pisces aren’t as into sex as you might want them to be.
The Pisces woman would rather get it over with, and if she absolutely must have sex with you, then know she’s doing you a big favor.
10. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Schedule in a good shag with this well-disciplined lady, but don’t expect spontaneity. Sex will be had when the schedule permits, so plan your arousal accordingly.
Don’t think about sneaking up on Capricorn woman with sudden lust — she’ll run you out of town and tell you to check back to see if she has an opening in November.
11. Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer women will tease you with their beauty and you’ll feel like you want to be their ever-loving slave... until they start talking... and talking... and talking.
During sex, during sleep, during work, during play, Cancer can’t shut up, and it’s not dirty talk — it’s a whole lot of, “Marry me, commit to me, sign your name and let me own you” kind of talk.
12. Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
And there she is, the end of your erection as you knew it. It might be fun to get sexy with this lady, but be prepared to be humiliated, put down, made to feel inadequate always, and, of course, too sexually wrong for her in all capacities.
Remember this: With Virgo women, you’re never man enough. Never.
Ruby Miranda has been interpreting I Ching, Tarot, Runes, and Astrology since childhood. She gives private readings and has been working as an intuitive reader for over 20 years. Follow her on Twitter.