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Freaks in the sheets.
By Ariella & Vivian Moonstone & Woodley — Written on Mar 20, 2019
No-nonsense Capricorn men and women, born between December 22 and January 19, prefers to have sex the same way they like everything else: straight up, no chaser, no frills.
This is why missionary position is often their favorite — because it's simple and gets the job done.
Other erotic postures Caps can get down with are seated (feet flat on the ground) and rear-entry. Most of the animal-based zodiac signs in astrology (especially Aries, and, to a lesser extent, Sagittarius) have an affinity for doggy, or in this case, the barnyard goat.
That's not to say that if you want to know how to have great sex with a Capricorn you should think they're only interested in "vanilla sex," because they can get freaky with the best of them.
These lovers of power have personality traits that make them especially adept at role-playing scenarios involving authority. Pass the handcuffs, please!
Punishing police officer and speeding motorist is a fave, closely followed by naughty student and strict teacher. To shake things up once in a while, Caps might even be game to play the "bottom" and let somebody else take charge, but only occasionally.
The sea goat tends to gravitate toward older, more experienced partners, people who are on par with them sexually and possess authority and expertise. Although, they aren't averse to playing the teacher either. As an erotic educator, Capricorns can be patient, thorough and especially skilled in this role.
There's no doubt about it: Capricorns are strong, powerful lovers. Think: sinewy barnyard animals.
Again, like the other animal signs, the men can go at it for hours and possess impressive stamina. Firmly grounded, Capricorn females love to take the superior position above their partner, which gives them a feeling of supremacy. And power, as you know, gets them off.
Capricorns need a mate that makes them feel secure. Only then can the sharp goat's horns break away to reveal the tender, faithful heart that beats beneath.
Cap's cautious nature causes them to tread lightly when embarking upon a new love. They are tentative, testing the ground before putting their full weight into the relationship. After which, they're yours forever.
Did you know that the word "horny," meaning easily aroused, is a reference to the horns of a goat?
That explains a lot about this sun sign.
Unfortunately, many sea goats have a tough time with monogamy. Their mode of thought is that more is more — the more lovers, the more cars, the more orgasms — and that more is better. But it's also possible for Capricorns to be faithful, devoted lovers with the right partner.
The key lies in Capricorn's quest for success and need to be "the top"; they sometimes won't bust a move until they're 100 percent sure of success.
In other words, if a Goat sees a person they're attracted to, they won't take a chance and ask them out unless they're absolutely certain they won't be turned down.
Sadly, this tunnel vision might result in lost opportunities for them. But taking chances is a big no-no in their book.
Good matches for Capricorns are Scorpio, Taurus and Virgo, because each brings something to the table that the sea goat requires.
The latter two are similarly grounded Earth Signs, but Scorpio's Water sign sensibilities help dilute Cap's sometimes strong behavior. As a rule, Capricorns do better with other Earth Signs, but I've witnessed many happy unions between the Water Signs of Cancer, Pisces and Scorpio — especially Scorpio.
Although they do their best to appear staid and reserved on the outside, have no doubt that these satyr-like creatures can get kinky if they let themselves.
Caps who follow these desires might even entertain fetishes that others consider taboo. Where they fall on the star charts indicate their degree of interest in BDSM, but nine times out of 10, Caps are interested, even fleetingly, in the dark avenues of love.
Because Saturn, their ruling planet, is a hard taskmaster, some Caps might be under a great deal of internal pressure. Sexual abandon is one way they can help diffuse their intense energies. Capricorns are happiest when they can embrace their inner sea goat and let their freak flag fly.
Because their ruling body part is their beautiful bones, Capricorn's legs are extremely sensitive, especially their knees.
If you lightly stimulate the ticklish backs of their knees, they will shiver with delight. It's an excellent type of foreplay that Caps are extremely responsive to. They might even get super-aroused by licking their way up and down a partner's legs, along their inner thighs, stopping just before you know where in a maddening but delicious game.
While they're not exactly high-maintenance, the sea goat does need lots of praise and reassurance in the bedroom.
Their quest to be the best extends to their erotic endeavors.
The good news for you is that Capricorns won't give up until their partner is completely satisfied.
Ariella Moonstone has been a sought-after astrologer for several decades, counting many recognizable names among her private clientele. Vivian Woodley, MA/MFT, has been a licensed therapist for more than 20 years, specializing in issues related to sexuality. Their book, The Astrology Sex Diet, is available on Amazon.
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