What It's REALLY Like To Have Sex With A Pisces

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Those fishes are into some freaky sh*t.

Those fishes are into some freaky sh*t.

In some circles, the twin fish is known as “the Sign of the Flirt,” because they are perhaps the biggest charmers of the zodiac. But mostly, it’s just an ego-booster for Pisces, a game, and most Fish do love games.

Erotically, Pisceans are game for almost anything and especially love getting dirty. This water sign knows that a little soap, water and elbow grease can remove even the nastiest stains. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that nothing turns them off but...

A large number of Fish have urolagnia fetishes — that is, they are aroused by urination. Now, this is an extensive fetish with many facets, including getting sexual pleasure from watching another person urinate or being urinated upon (aka “golden showers”), so it’s much too complicated to go into great detail here.

But the Piscean fascination with pee is so common that it warrants a mention.


Another fetishy area for Pisces is the feet, their ruling body part. Plain and simple, the Fish dig feet — meaning they get hot looking at, touching, smelling and massaging the feet (and/or go over the moon for a foot massage themselves). Some even enjoy inserting a big toe “where the sun doesn’t shine.”

READ: 8 Reasons Pisces Women Are The Best Women To Love

Piscean guys report loving to slide themselves between a pair of well-oiled female feet. And I haven’t met a Pisces lady yet who doesn’t have a zillion pairs of shoes in their closet. The same is true for some Pisces gents, too.

The message here is anything goes. As long as both adults are of age and are willing, the rule of thumb is, if it feels good, do it!


For Pisces, the physical and the emotional are intertwined so they can be very serious about sex. Perhaps too serious. When things are going well romantically, Pisces is on top of the world, but when relationships take a downturn, they literally fall apart. 

If their love life takes a nosedive, it affects everything else in their life and can even prompt them to question their very existence. It can go as far as to drive them to thoughts of suicide. (We urge you to seek professional help if this scenario hits close to home. Wanting to kill yourself is never normal behavior. Do know that help is there if you need it, and please take advantage of it.)

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces (As Written By A Pisces)

No matter their personal proclivities, Pisces are chameleons in the bedroom. They can be ultra romantic and mushy one moment, then withdrawn and distant the next. But take note that Pisces are pleasers, and this means that they’re usually very skilled and passionate lovers.


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