Zodiac Signs That Are The Worst, Ranked

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Zodiac Signs That Are The Worst, Ranked
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On a scale of 1 through 12, meaning the number of signs in the zodiac, we are going to take a look at the zodiac signs that are the worst people. Yes, that’s right. Flat out judgment calls.

You like it rough? Well, here’s rough for you. You’re being called out right now for your shady behavior, your bad temper, your stingy nature, your lies, your selfishness and your general rotten self. Why? Because. Even your horoscope can't convince us otherwise.

Human beings have a tendency to suck more than any other species. We are the destroyers of the planet, and much like the virus Agent Smith speaks of in The Matrix, we consume and ravage everything we can get our greedy little mitts on — including fellow humans. And then after we’ve depleted everything and everyone in our attempt to fill our bellies and souls, we move on to new places and people to destroy. We’re just that kinda guy.

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Aw hell. Not all of us suck that badly, though. I mean, somebody has to be a do-gooder, right? We have to have heroes amongst all of these zeros, right? Perhaps. Perhaps not. One thing is for sure: our bad behavior is influenced by the stars and the planets. Hey, we earthlings don’t always have a say in the matter; sometimes we are actually part of a greater plan, and in this case, the plan is the zodiac.

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Some people suck naturally. In fact, they’re best when they suck because it gives them a sense of purpose. Others, well... they don’t suck unless they’re pushed into it. And then they suck like pros because all they needed was that one last impetus to get themselves on the right suck train.

So, according to what we’ve learned from astrology, some folks actually suck a bit more than the average creepy human. Here’s a list of the zodiac signs that are the worst, because really, they all suck.

1. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

I’m sorry, but Virgo folks just suck and don’t stop sucking. Whether it’s hurting another person or chucking someone’s heart around, give them a chance to criticize another and they’ll be the first on line. They literally enjoy messing with people’s minds.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

2. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Probably because Aries smart, they put intelligence behind their mean natured ways, and man oh man do these folks suck. Their fault lies in the fact that they are very talented when it comes to being mean.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

3. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Just so filled with deceit and disloyalty, Aquarius really know how to leave a person in the lurch. Aquarius sucks so much at friendship and so much worse at love. Best to avoid, even in emergencies.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

4. LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Backstabbers to the end, Leo sucks in ways that are so nervy, your head will spin. They will be the first on line to tell you something devastating and all in the name of “teaching you a lesson.” Leo, you suck.

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

5. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpio sucks and enjoys it. Your pain is their pleasure, and the more the merrier. Their pain-giving is not just emotional either, as they don’t mind being the hit and run driver who leaves the crime scene laughing.

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

6. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

They suck because they’re only into themselves. Selfish and self-centered, Sagittarius doesn’t try to mess with you, but they will mess with your royally if the opportunity comes up. In other words, they suck.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

7. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Libra sucks because they try too hard to be something they’re not, and when they blow their cover, they blurt and say all the wrong things — the extra hurtful things. Then they regret it, because... they suck.

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

8. PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces is such a bag of suck that it’s not funny. Whiny martyrs that don’t ever stop glomming all the attention, Pisces sucks and then makes you watch.

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Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One

9. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Oh god, how Cancer sucks. These wimpy, sniveling snobs like to inject their narcissism into everything that counts. Don’t ever expect things to go smoothly when Cancer’s around because they’re only happy when they’re complaining.

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

10. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

Gemini sucks too. Oh yes. Try getting one of these folks to actually commit to anything. Your whole life may revolve around their decision and they won’t give it. It’s a selfish move, and it sucks.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

11. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Try finding a day when Capricorn doesn’t suck and you’ll be a very lucky person. Probably because you’ll be miles away from this judge. Capricorn sucks because they love to tell you how awful you really are. It’s their thing, and because of that, they suck.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

12. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Ugh, Taurus sucks because they simply won’t do anything that isn’t exactly what they want to do, and if they budge to do you a favor, prepare to hear how much they suffer. It’s annoying and one of the things that makes Taurus suck so much.

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