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The PERFECT Sexy Disney Hunk For You (According To Your Zodiac Sign)

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Disney Prince You Want To Have Sex With Based On Your Zodiac

Over the years, Disney has done a great job creating movies and stories that have captured the hearts of people everywhere. And while the princesses usually get the most attention, it's important to never forget the other unsung heroes (OK, maybe not unsung, but still) ... those sexy, SEXY boys. I mean Princes. Or just main dudes (because you have to admit, we can't leave out the non-princes).

Have you seen how attractive some of these guys are? Pretty much every Disney leading man, good or evil, is either facially chiseled to perfection, totes a body built like a god, or has the personality to charm the pants off basically any woman they meet. There’s even entire Pinterest boards, Tumblr accounts and incredibly real artistic renderings dedicated to their sexiness.


Everyone’s Disney fantasies take form in different ways, based on their personality, preferences, experience, etc. And if you say you haven’t had one, go watch Snow White again and TRY to pretend you wouldn’t get with Prince Florian. PUH-LEASE.

But who would be the Disney leading man in your fantasy? Well leave that up to your zodiac to give you all the right answers.

Aries (March 21 - April 19): John Smith

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Aries

As an Aries, you’re fearless and headstrong. But at the same time, you’re open to new ideas. You need a night in with John Smith from Pocahontas.

An adventurer, he’s open-minded like you and loves to explore — and that extends to exploring the human body too. *wink wink* He loves women with drive (hence falling for Pocahontas — until he was burned by his best friend in the sequel when she and he got married … ouch).

But Pocahontas taught him to be open to everything and try new things, which is exactly what he’ll do in bed with you, even if it’s just rebound/revenge sex. Let’s face it, the man can paint with the colors of the wind and sing with voices of the mountains, so he’s SURE to make you sing too.

READ: 8 Reasons Aries Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Beast

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Taurus

People born in Taurus LOVE to go wild. The heat of sex and the intensity drive you mad with pleasure, so get with someone gets wild like you — Beast (from Beauty and the Beast ... duh) should suit you JUST fine.

I mean, really. IMAGINE the possibilities! You’ll both be rolling on the floor kissing, clawing, biting. Need I say more? Passion is the name of the game, and there’s no doubt that you both are overflowing with it.

And Taurus, let’s be real: you love the finer things in life too. So I’m sure you’d love doing WHATEVER you do ... all around his extravagant castle. Not to mention he’s French royalty, so his taste in wine is probably to die for. *WOOT*

READ: 8 Reasons Why Taurus Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Prince Eric

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Gemini

The Disney man for you is versatile and knows how to please BOTH sides of your personality. Prince Eric (from The Little Mermaid) fits you to a T.

He’s charming and playful, but at the same time brave and determined. He took down a giant octopus sea witch, and even after being brainwashed, still knew what he wanted and how to get it —  now THAT'S saying something. Still, he loves to play music, dance around, and just be himself.

A hopeless romantic, you need to get with Prince Eric (in your dreams, of course. Good luck finding him in real life). And he’s a sailor! Who doesn’t want to get with a royal sailor? That definitely opens a lot of doors for some role playing (which is a GREAT method of foreplay to pique your Gemini curiosity). 

READ: 8 Reasons Why Gemini Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Cancer (June 20 - July 22): Prince Charming

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Cancer

Ok Cancer, you just want to feel the love. So go have a night with Prince Charming from Cinderella. He’s romantic, he’s charming, he can dance, he can recognize the love of his life by her foot in a glass slipper (odd, yes, but at least he has attention to detail).

Prince Charming will pull out every stop to please you, admire you, and make you feel like royalty. Cancer, you crave this intimacy and you want to let him know how you feel just as much as he does. Your sex will be candle-lit and long, long-lasting. Let him massage you and prove to you that he’s the prince of your dreams (literally). 

READ: 8 Reasons Why Cancer Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Leo (July 23 - August 22): The Huntsman

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy LEO

If you could, Leo, you would sleep with yourself. That’s just how you are. Confident, proud, and a little self-obsessed, you won’t settle for anything but the best. And that’s only if “the best” can keep up with you.

Instead, though, try something new. Like the Huntsman (from Snow White and the Huntsman). This guy is basically you ... in Disney form. He’s loyal, impulsive, intense, and when provoked, has a fire within him that burns brighter than any other.

The Huntsman has a deep caring for those close to him, just as you do, so he’ll want make sure you're taken care of from your head to your toes. At the same time, however, he’s no pushover. The Huntsman knows what he wants, giving you the perfect opportunity to show off your dominant prowess and have him appreciate your talents.

He’s perfect for you: he praises you, and demands your confidence. Not many can seduce The Huntsman, but you as a Leo reign supreme. And come on, it’s Chris Hemsworth. How could you NOT!?

READ: 8 Reasons Why Leo Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Flynn Rider

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy virgo

You need someone who can push all the right buttons, at the right time, in the right order. You’re meticulous, Virgo, so the perfect Disney man for your is one with JUST the right touch. Flynn Rider (Tangled) would definitely do the trick.

This thief-raised hunk may be cocky, but he's agile, quick-witted, and knows exactly when to move. He doesn’t appreciate being looked down upon, so he’ll always be finding new ways to beat your meticulous Virgo preferences with new methods.

Virgo, you need a man (of your dreams, of course) with the ability to move and adapt to please your every desire. Flynn Rider is that guy. Let this thief steal your heart, even if only for the night. 

READ: 8 Reasons Why Virgo Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Hercules

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Libra

Balance is practically your middle name, Libra. So the Disney guy for you needs to match up with that. He needs to have both strength and compassion. So who better than the strongest of all Disney men: Hercules?

Wonderboy is soft-hearted and always puts the safety of others before his own. Tender and compassionate, he’ll make sure you know he’ll always be next to you. Or on top of you. Whatever you prefer.

But strong and powerful, he’ll remind you why you always WANT him next to you. This demi-god would love you for eternity and combine his power and passion to give you the balance that will leave you drooling for more every time.

Oh and let's not forget about his muscles. OH the muscles.

READ: 8 Reasons Why Libra Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Tarzan

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Scorpio

You like to live fast and to the absolute FULLEST. You crave extreme EVERYTHING. So who more perfect than Tarzan? The man was raised by primates in the jungle ... I mean, how much more extreme does it get? 

Plus, the man can bend, flip, twist, and everything else that creates your perfect fantasy. He’s an acrobat, both in the jungle and probably in bed too. Let his animal-like tendencies take control and turn you into the sexy animal that you desperately want to be. This guy has everything you've ever dreamed of.

READ: 8 Reasons Why Scorpio Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Aladdin

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Sagittarius

Sagittarius, you just want to play, and you need a partner that can match your level of fun. No doubt, the man for you is Aladdin. Hands down.

Whether it’s hopping from rooftop to rooftop or from position to position, Aladdin is the perfect Disney hunk of your dreams ... with his contagiously light-hearted personality that’ll show you a whole new world in AND out of the bedroom.

He’s adventurous and unafraid to try new things (I mean … he flies on a magic carpet) but his warm heart and generosity will make him the perfect match for you. And although he’s used to being the one making wishes, with you, your wish is HIS command. 

READ: 8 Reasons Why Sagittarius Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Prince Philip

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Capricorn

Capricorn, you want the classic prince. If the loyal, valiant, brave, and courageous-type is for you, Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty is your guy.

Basically the original “prince on a horse,” Prince Philip is by the books. Sword-wielding, he’ll fight for you in all the ways that every woman dreams about. As you do, he expresses his feelings through actions more than words, so you two would understand each other on a whole other level. The man killed a dragon to prove his love… Enough said. He’s an all-around solid go-to for anything princely.

READ: 8 Reasons Why Capricorn Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Prince Naveen

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Aquarius

To get with a prince, Aquarius, you need to stop thinking and just DO. You contemplate nearly everything — almost to the point of OVERthinking — so you need a prince who’s spontaneous and impulsive to balance you out. Prince Naveen (Princess and the Frog) is your total alter-ego who will balance you perfectly.

A free spirit, he’s not a fan of being told what to do or when to do it. This impulsivity would translate into you having the time of your LIFE. Trust me. Face it Aquarius, you’re sitting way too much in your own head sometimes. So instead, focus on being spontaneous for once. Let him take you where you REALLY want to go.

READ: 8 Reasons Why Aquarius Women Are The BEST Women To Love

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Gaston

Zodiac Sign Astrology Disney Prince Sexy Pisces

You need control. Or rather, you need to be directed. Pisces, you crave someone that you can connect with, but you don’t want to be the one to take charge. Your perfect Disney hunk isn’t a prince at all, but Gaston (Beauty and the Beast).

First and foremost, those muscles. Like, wow. But beyond that, he knows what he wants and will be a decisive leader in the ways you need it most. IAnd by the way, did I mention those muscles!? Though he’s probably not boyfriend material, who cares? We're talking fantasies here, and Pisces LOVE bad boys.

READ: 8 Reasons Why Pisces Women Are The BEST Women To Love