Jon Gosselin Has A Sex Tape And A Drug Habit

Jon Gosselin

Allegations of a sex tape and cocaine use surface as Jon Gosselin's court date with TLC nears.

The Mayans' prediction that the world would end in 2012 must have been off by a couple of years, because we've just received a sure sign that the Apocalypse is now upon us: Jon Gosselin has a sex tape

OK, so maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's still pretty terrifying, right? All together now..."Ewwwwww."

As part of TLC's breach of contract case against Jon, the network's law firm subpoenaed several "anti-character" witnesses to testify in court, including girlfriend Hailey Glassman and bodyguard Thomas Meinelt. We expected plenty of dirt to come out in the trial, but the National Enquirer is reporting that the bodyguard has already revealed details of Jon's videotaped tryst with an anonymous woman, along with allegations of cocaine use. According to Jon's former "nanny with benefits," Stephanie Santoro,

Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he's seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him. He also told me he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!

That begs the question—how did Thomas Meinelt make it through that whole tape? That's one tough guy. No wonder he's a bodyguard.

And, more importantly, if the sex tape was a set-up, who was behind it? Kate? Hailey? If it was indeed a set-up designed to ruin Jon's reputation, was it just money wasted? Seriously, does anyone really need to make Jon Gosselin look bad? Doesn't he do a good enough job of that himself?

Scoop via The Hollywood Gossip. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.