6 Zodiac Signs Who Love To Get Glam

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6 Zodiac Signs Who Love To Get Glam, According To Astrology

As I sit here, wearing gray sweatpants underneath my giant balloon pants, with an old chambray shirt on and no makeup, I come to realize that, at this moment in time, I am about as far from glam as it gets. Alas, I'm not unsusceptible to the love of shiny shinies, and, in truth, I don't wish to be "sweatpants lady" for much longer.

I used to think that glam was a product of one's territory; is it at all practical for a farmer to wear sparkly heels to milk a cow? Is glam the first priority for fashion choice when you're planting trees in the Amazon? Does one have to live in a city to want to be glammed up, or is getting glam just an individual choice that plays straight to the idea of being beautiful?

The truth is, no matter your zodiac sign in astrology, glam is a craving. An aesthetic desire for over the top style.

Glam isn't just fashion — it's dazzling, show-stopping, statement-making elegance, and those who feel the need to suit up for the cameras (whether or not they are present) are part of what makes life on earth, as a human, special. And for this, I suppose we should thank our reigning and eternal King, David Bowie.

Sure, glam existed before Bowie, but it was he who let us know that it was alright to dress as we wish, flash our insanity around, and share the love of the shiny, sleek and outrageous. We are, after all, pretty things, aren't we?

So, which zodiac signs love to get glam?

1. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

You love being the center of attention, and if you have your choice, you'll be noticed for what you're wearing and how you went about impressing us. You are Lady Gaga at the Grammy's — if they're looking, you've won.

You're the one who dares to wear the most revealing (and silliest) outfit at the party, but your look guarantees heads will turn. You know where you're going and you know what to wear. Flawless, darling!

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2. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

It's rather ironic that you're a glamster, but you have to let off steam some time, and after a long day of bossing everyone around, you like to strip down and glam up. Cross-dressing is popular amongst Capricorns, and who could blame you?

Everyone deserves to be a pretty girl at least once in their life. Drag on, friend. And while you're there, pay homage to the great Glam Capricorn himself: David Bowie.

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3. LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Jennifer Lopez in that green dress oh so many years ago? Yeah, that's glam and that's Leo in action. Glam is your birth right, you don't leave home without it. Male, female, trans, non-binary — you just can't help it.

If it's going to include getting dressed, it's going to include getting dressed right, and that means attention to details and a mad desire for dressing to kill.

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4. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Funny thing about Sagittarius — you take your glam very seriously and, rarely, if ever, will you be seen not fulfilling this legacy of style. Like the horse that represents you, you love pageantry and showing off; the attention your style gets you feels good, like a soothing balm of approval. 

You like this. You, too, love the dark tones and the sleek presentation. You don't follow trends, you create them.

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5. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

You don't care if it's karaoke at a bar with friends, or it it's meeting the Queen of England — glam is your thing and you take it very seriously. You like it dark, you're a goth by nature, and that means bring on the black clothes in abundance.

You carefully create outfits that work, and you take your glam very seriously. Also, your particular glam comes with a warning: I don't care what you think of me. Bravo!

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6. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

If your person is waiting for you, then tell them to wait longer, because you, Taurus, will not leave the house until every piece of your look is on point. It may be -30 degrees out with a promise of a deathly cold, but it doesn't matter. You will walk through the frozen tundra in a slick black miniskirt and an easy going faux fur bandeau top. 

Don't forget the stilettos and lashes! Colds have nothing on you, and they will never dull down your super-glam.

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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.