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How Each Of The Zodiac Signs Can Get Rich

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They all have a method.

Money. It's the bottom line, they say. And they also say that money is the root of all evil, which is a line I've been contemplating for most of my life. Is money really the root of all evil, or is not having money in a world that requires tons of it the real root of all evil? After all, we are certainly left out when we don't have it, and being left out can make a person quite angry, especially when they have mouths to feed.

We need money and frequently go to lengths to try and figure out how to get rich. But don't let anyone romance that idea away from you. Money isn't evil. Money is what allows us to purchase our way through life. For some zodiac signs in astrology, it's all they know.

Lack of money is why people starve — why countries starve. Lack of money is why people get sick and die without medicine; lack of money is why people go homeless. Which means only one thing: play the hard game of getting as much money as you possibly can... or die. Simple, dire odds. Make money or die. That's life in the world now.

So, what are you going to do about it? How do the zodiac signs deal with the idea that it's not just about survival, but about getting rich to survive in style?  How do the zodiac signs get rich?

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Aries is so pushy that they tend to get themselves into positions of power, so they can continue on with their power tripping ways. You'll find Aries getting rich as doctors (where they get to play God), as theatrical agents, and as stockbrokers.


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TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

You'll find Taurus owning the fields of sports, sports medicine and therapy. They are the folks who own huge gym franchises. They start small and don't stop until they own the whole company. Taurus adores money.


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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

Top chefs and gadget freaks, you'll find Gemini making stupid bucks in the food world and in tech. They get rich by making bargains. Gemini are fantastic at bargaining a price down, then reselling at a high profit.


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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Cancers get rich by writing great novels and by being involved in people services. Not altogether altruistic, Cancer has a keen vision of how to get rich by taking a personal situation and making it into a million-dollar idea.


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LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Making use of their extraordinary ability to charm people, they usually end up as superstars in music or film. You'll find Leo on all the "world's most well-paid" lists, especially in the field of entertainment.


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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Dedicated workers, Virgo may not be slated for top bread winning positions, but their work ethic is so good that they'll always end up the top earner in their company. They stick with jobs forever, and they make their loyalty to the job pay off.


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LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

If there's anyone who can make money by doing nothing, it's Libra. Lazy and disinclined to ever lift a finger to work, they always seem to manage to get some inheritance or trust fund to work for them. Lazy Libra doesn't work — they inherit and spend.


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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

You'll find Scorpio making the big bucks in areas where they can fulfill their passionate needs. Want a dominatrix to crush your spine for money? You'll find the finest there is, but you'll pay the price. Yes, in money.


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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

One day, good ol' Sagittarius will make some money. One day. But until that day comes round, you'll find Sagittarius dreaming about all the cold cash they'll spend... one day. In other words, Sag never really made the grade for "getting rich."


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CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Investments and stocks. Natural born bankers, you'll find Capricorn in full knowledge of what they need to do to make bank. Administration and desk jobs rule with this sign, but they always move up the ladder, and they do it with style and grace.


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AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

More often than not, Aquarius fears employment and though conscious of the fact that they need money in this world to survive, they'd rather just marry someone and let them have the burden. Aquarians don't like to work. They prefer someone else to make them rich.


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PISCES (February 19 - March 10)

You'll find Pisces following their bliss all the way to the bank. These folks love animals and people, and you'll find them in positions of power within organizations that help both. While not altogether altruistic in their approach, they do make great money helping others.


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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.