Quotes, Sex

10 Fun, Flirty (& Kind Of DIRTY) Quotes To Get You In The MOOD

Sex is supposed to be fun; everyone knows that. The more at ease you can be with your partner (or partners) about sex, the better it is.

You don’t have to worry about embarrassing yourself, because chances are you’ll both end up laughing about it, and you don’t have to worry about being someone you’re not (hello, they want to have sex with YOU, not the person you think you have to be).

But more than being fun, it’s good to be able to crack jokes about sex, too.

Having lighthearted fun about sex, even if you’re just talking about it, makes it less of a taboo topic and more of a common lifestyle choice.

There is NO reason why sex should be considered something out of the ordinary. That is, of course, if you’re being inappropriate about it.

Talking and joking about sex with your best friend or partner is something that everyone should be able to do. Aside from actually doing the deed, talking about how all you want after a long week at work is a night of fun with your man can be just what you need to get yourself in the mood.

And who knows? He might love the fact that you’re able to be so open about what you’re looking forward to in bed.

As for your best friend, you already know that talking about your sex lives helps you bond.

So, keep reading to discover some of the funniest quotes about sex because, let’s face it, you probably need them to help you get through this week; at least until you can get the real thing.

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On letting your partner know what they can look forward to.

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“You remind me of my pinkie toe... Sooner or later I’m gonna bang you on a table.”

On being loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

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“The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.”

On celebrating good sex.

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“Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.”

On being flirty.

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“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

On telling your partner what you want.

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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it.”

On keeping the worries away.

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“An orgasm a day keeps the worries away.”

On thinking of your partner.

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“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of you.”

On being honest about what you want.

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“I need a cocktail... hold the tail.”

On being productive.

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“Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I’ve done all day.”

On celebrating hump day.

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“Hump day is a lot more fun when you hump someone you really like.”