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There's nothing like kinky, dirty sex quotes to get you and your partner in the mood.
Sometimes it's hard for couples to get turned on — you want to have sex, but work, stress, or everyday family life can get in the way of that connection.
No relationship can stay in one place forever, so the best way to work through a rough patch or spice up a sexless marriage is to use hot sex quotes to turn up the heat and find that spark again.
Ready to get down and dirty? Try sending these sex quotes to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife via text to let them know you are thinking about them and get them in the mood.
Here are 101 of the best dirty, kinky sex quotes to turn you and your partner back on.
Sex Quotes
1. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you." — Joe King
2. "Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I'm tired." — Mae West
3. "Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power." — Oscar Wilde
4. "I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer." — Woody Allen
5. "Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." — Mae West
6. "Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
7. "We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift." — Marilyn Monroe
8. "Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex." — Hunter S. Thompson
9. "No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." — Betty Friedan
10. "Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait." — Jess C. Scott
11. "Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." — Richard P. Feynman
12. "Sex is an emotion in motion." — Mae West
13. "Your face would look better between my legs." — Ben Dover
14. "Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen
15. "And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you." — Kurt Vonnegut
16. "She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go." — Dorothy Parker
17. "For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time." — Isabel Allende
18. "Sick and perverted always appeals to me." — Madonna
19. "The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue." — Leonardo da Vinci
Sex Quotes for Boyfriend
20. "I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny." — Iona Mink
21. "A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both." — Alessandra Torre
22. "I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't ever realize you're on the floor.” — David Levithan
23. "I'll make sure you're having a good time, and that you're okay with everything. I just won't be well mannered about it." — Samantha Young
24. "I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it." — Imma Hog
25. "Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay." — Jess C Scott
26. "So sweet and delicious do I become, when I am in bed with a man who, I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love, however tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still." — Veronica Franco
27. "Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere." — Helen Gurley Brown
28. "When it's so good you're shaking."
29. "You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.: — Grace Willows
30. "I swear to you I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name." — Horace Cope
31. “Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors." — Alejandra Pizarnik
Sex Quotes for Girlfriend
32. "When she's had a rough day, give her a rough night." — Al E. Gater
33. "I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit." — Henry Miller
34. "I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep." — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
35. "The only sea I saw was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs." — Dylan Thomas
36. "She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds." — Alexander McCall Smith
37. "Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it." — Richard P. Feynman
38. "Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." — John Barrymore
39. "You. Me. Bed. Now." — Raimonda B.
40. "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." — George Burns
41. "You keep runnin' that mouth and I'm goin' to take you back there and screw you." — Cormac McCarthy
42. "She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our tongues playing together." — Selena Kitt
43. "This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning." — Michael Ondaatje
44. "Take her like it's the first time and the last time every single time." — JmStorm
Kinky Quotes
45. "Save water. Shower together." — Holly Wood
46. "Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me." — Hugh Raye
47. "Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot." — Brighton Early
48. "I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top ..." — Barry D. Hattchette
49. "Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed." — Don Keigh
50. "Be naked when I get home." — Mary B. Dunn
51. "Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth." — Dick Tate
52. "Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?" — Helen Hywater
53. "It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex." — Herbie Hind
54. "Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping to be a sore loser." — Jack Pott
55. "I want to taste me on your fingers." — Jim Nasium
56. "I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough." — Justin Thyme
57. "I licked it so it's mine." — Crystal Ball
58. "I have sex with you a lot in my head." — Kay Oss
59. "If I was naked in front of you right now, what would you do to me?" — Anita Room
60. "I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination." — Dinah Mite
61. "I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell." — Chester Minnit
62. "Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday." — Carole Singer
63. "Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk!" — Bennie Factor
64. "Let’s make out, have sex, cuddle, and have a deep talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again." — Rick O'Shea
65. "Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things." — Libby Doe
66. "Let’s do some 'we shouldn’t be doing this' things." — Emma Nate
67. "Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee..." — Amanda Lynne
Dirty Quotes for Her
68. "Eve: "Keep your mind off sex." Roake: "Why? It's so happy there." — J.D. Robb
69. "When the sex is so good that you're sore for days." — Emma Nate
70. "Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about." — Sarah Nader
71. "Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex." — Lee Vitoff
72. "I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top." — Earl E. Bird
73. "The key to a great marriage — keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."
74. "Go ahead. Touch it." — Sally Forth
75. "When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better." — Mae West
76. "The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom." — Shirley U. Care
77. "Naked cuddles are the best cuddles." — Rex Cars
78. "When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience." — Jim Morrison
79. "Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like ..." — Robyn Banks
80. "Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any." — Poppy Cox
81. "If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person." — Polly C. Holder
Dirty Quotes for Him
82. "I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours." — Rhoda Camel
83. "My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can." — Reg Oyce
84. "If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…" — Stan Dupp
85. "Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today." — Emma Chase
86. "I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often." — Karen Marie Moning
87. "Sex pretty much cures everything." — Chuck Palahniuk
88. "You can stay, but your clothes must go." — Jay Walker
89. "Get your ass in my bed." — Drew A. Beech
90. "Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?" — Levy Tate
Erotic Quotes
91. "Blow me." — Felix Cited
92. "Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day." — Loris Price
93. "Tease me until I’m begging for it." — Eileen Dover
94. "Spank me. It's the only way I learn." — Drew A. Head
95. "I wanna do bad things to you." — Heywood U. Cuddleme
96. "I just want you to be happy. And naked." — Bea O'Problem
97. "The best things in life make you sweaty." — Anita Bath
98. "I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now." — I.P. Freely
99. "The art of seduction is knowing what she really wants and slowly giving it to her in a way that takes her breath away." — Frank N. Stein
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Kayla Cavanagh is an editor and writer living in Central Florida covering relationship and pop-culture topics.