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By Kayla Cavanagh — Written on Aug 29, 2021
There's nothing like kinky, dirty sex quotes to get you and your partner in the mood.
Sometimes it's hard for couples to get turned on — you want to have sex, but work, stress, or everyday family life can get in the way of that connection.
No relationship can stay in one place forever, so the best way to work through a rough patch or spice up a sexless marriage is to use hot sex quotes to turn up the heat and find that spark again.
Ready to get down and dirty? Try sending these sex quotes to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife via text to let them know you are thinking about them and get them in the mood.
100 Best Dirty, Kinky Sex Quotes To Turn You Both On
Best Sex Quotes
1. "Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power." — Oscar Wilde
2. "Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." — Richard P. Feynman
3. "We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift." — Marilyn Monroe
4. "Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about." — Sarah Nader
5. "Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait." — Jess C. Scott
6. "And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you." — Kurt Vonnegut
7. "Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life." — Ayn Rand
8. "Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." — John Barrymore
9. "Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex." — Hunter S. Thompson
10. "I swear to you I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name." — Horace Cope
11. "Sex is an emotion in motion." — Mae West
12. "I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination."
13. "Sex is like money; only too much is enough." — John Updike
14. "Sex pretty much cures everything." — Chuck Palahniuk
15. "Sex is... perfectly natural. It's something that's pleasurable. It's enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don't we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?" — Sue Johanson
16. "If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person."
17. "Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top." — Jimmy Dean
18. "I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now."
19. "I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep." — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
20. "You. Me. Bed. Now."
21. “Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.” ― Deepak Chopra
22. “I had a feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality, so different from a man's and for which man's language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.” ― Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus
23. “Some day every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.” ― Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life
24. "'Sex' is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other." — Marquis de Sade
25. "Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it." — W. C. Fields
Best Dirty Sex Quotes
26. "The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue." — Leonardo da Vinci
27. "I want to do bad things to you."
28. "I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours."
29. "You can stay, but your clothes must go."
30. "Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like ..."
31. "The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom."
32. "Sick and perverted always appeals to me." — Madonna
33. "Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex."
34. "Go ahead. Touch it."
35. "It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex."
36. "When the sex is so good that you're sore for days."
37. "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." — George Burns
38. "I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit." — Henry Miller
39. "I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell."
40. "When it's so good you're shaking."
41. "I have sex with you a lot in my head."
42. "I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it."
43. "Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed."
44. "The best things in life make you sweaty."
45. "I just want you to be happy. And naked."
46. "The key to a great marriage — keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."
47. “I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.” ― Tallulah Bankhead
48. "In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind." — Nora Ephron
49. "I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." — John Waters
Best Kinky Sex Quotes
50. "I'll make sure you're having a good time, and that you're okay with everything. I just won't be well mannered about it." — Samantha Young
51. "Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me."
52. "Be naked when I get home."
53. "Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth."
54. "Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?"
55. "Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot."
56. "I want to taste me on your fingers."
57. "I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough."
58. "I licked it so it's mine."
59. "A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both." — Alessandra Torre
60. "Spank me. It's the only way I learn."
61. “If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.” ― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom
62. "If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…" — Stan Dupp
63. "It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." — Marquis de Sade
64. "The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform." — Alfred Kinsey
65. “Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.” ― Anatole France
66. “It's just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.” ― Jennifer Salaiz
67. “Being spanked is the ultimate obedience, the final pleasure. It is life on the highwire.” ― Chloe Thurlow, The Secret Life of Girls
68. "I want to touch the parts of you no one else has touched. I want to own the piece of you that has yet to be discovered. So stop resisting. Let go. Let it happen.” — David Hollan in Requested Surrender
69. "He snaked an arm around her waist and pulled her into him with an unyielding strength. She’d been unmistakably seized." — Elizabeth SaFleur
Funny Sex Quotes
70. "Save water. Shower together."
71. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." — Steve Martin
72. "Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I'm tired." — Mae West
73. "I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often." ― Karen Marie Moning, Iced
74. "Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
75. "Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today."
76. "No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." — Betty Friedan
77. "Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." — Mae West
78. "She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go." — Dorothy Parker
79. "Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee..."
80. "Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any."
81. "I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top."
82. "Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it." — Richard P. Feynman
83. "Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere." — Helen Gurley Brown
84. "I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't ever realize you're on the floor.” — David Levithan
85. “I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.” — Chelsea Handler
86. “Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” — Kevin Costner
Erotic Quotes
87. "She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds." — Alexander McCall Smith
88. "Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day." — Loris Price
89. "Tease me until I’m begging for it."
90. "When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience." — Jim Morrison
91. "This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning." — Michael Ondaatje
92. "Take her like it's the first time and the last time every single time." — JmStorm
93. "My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can."
94. "She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our tongues playing together." — Selena Kitt
95. “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.” ― Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer
96. "The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs." — Dylan Thomas
97. "You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees." — Grace Willows
98. "Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay." — Jess C Scott
99. "So sweet and delicious do I become, when I am in bed with a man who, I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love, however tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still." — Veronica Franco
100. "Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk."
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Kayla Cavanagh is an editor and writer living in Central Florida covering relationship and pop-culture topics.