70 Funny Venmo Captions For All Kinds Of Payments

If you have to make a Venmo payment, might as well have them laughing along with you!

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Mobile payment services allow you to request or send money to friends, family, or just about anyone with an account.

Venmo has become incredibly popular and is an easy way to transfer money instantly.

Venmo requires a caption for payments to tell whoever you're paying or requesting money from exactly why the transaction was made. Because these transactions are public, it's become commonplace for people to use funny and clever captions for Venmo.


If you need some ideas, here is a list of 70 funny Venmo captions you can use for your next transaction!

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Funny Venmo Captions for Friends

  • We are bad people
  • Friend$hip dues
  • I don’t even remember anymore
  • Money to stay away from me
  • An unfortunate series of events
  • You fed me when I was drunk
  • For the wine beneath my wings
  • Shut up and take my money
  • Besties for the resties
  • Being nuts
  • Drugs (the CVS kind!)
  • Help me, I’m poor
  • My hoe and I

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Funny Venmo Captions for Food

  • I am hungry … Get me tasty food
  • Sorry I ate your food
  • Mozzarella sticks are just deep fried string cheese
  • Buy me dinner first
  • You have a pizza my heart
  • I don’t want to taco bout it
  • Because I spilled your coffee
  • Because I’m hungry
  • I think we’re UberEats main source of income
  • For ordering food for me because I didn’t feel like doing it myself
  • Take your tip
  • Oops … out of cash
  • That time I left a large group dinner without paying

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Funny Venmo Captions for Rent

  • Trouble the owner for rent
  • It’s that time of the month again … rent
  • Rent in peace
  • This month rent … did not forget
  • Last month's rent :)
  • I always pay rent on time
  • Pay for luxury
  • Pay roommate rent every month
  • Yes, I did the final settlement
  • Wait for this month’s budget issue
  • Take your rentvance
  • Cash loading …

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Funny Venmo Captions for Boyfriend or Girlfriend

  • Deposit for our castle
  • Try to be a nice girl
  • Kissing lessons
  • Try to be a nice guy
  • Fees for lurking in my car for Tinder dates
  • Put this transaction under private
  • Advice for relationships
  • No need to wait, take my money
  • Ready for the Tinder date
  • Love wine or something gets it
  • Gift for you
  • Paying for servant shoes
  • Here's money so you can be romantic and surprise me with a date later this week

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Funny Venmo Captions for Birthday

  • No need to wait, take my gift
  • After the party, here in the hotel lobby
  • Birthday fee
  • Birthday gift for you
  • Best time for the party
  • Enjoy fermented liquor at the bar
  • Last call!
  • Candy and bellyache
  • High drinks time
  • Super-lame birthday present

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The Best Funny Venmo Captions of All Time

  • I use your Netflix account without your permission
  • hey thanks for letting me borrow your hemorrhoid cream don’t worry I’ll put this transaction on private
  • Idk what to do with this and you won’t let me put it toward strippers so here grab yourself some chipotle and Trader Joes wine or something… love ya
  • For your French bread personal pizza I put in the oven last night then passed out
  • That one shoe that got eaten by that one dog
  • For popping the pimples on my back
  • Small weiner contest winner
  • Reward for being favorite daughter
  • For only streaming Taylor’s version

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Sydney Taylor is a writer who covers self and entertainment topics. Her work has been featured in Health Affairs, PurseBlog, Electric Literature, Kveller, WMMR-FM (Philadelphia, PA), The Cullman Times, BraveWords, WRIF-FM (Detroit, MI), Northwest Public Broadcasting and more.