Is Tom Cruise Really The Sexiest Short Man Alive?

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British women apparently think so, we disagree.

Last we heard from the British market research company OnePoll.com, women around the world had voted Spanish men to be the world's best lovers (and German men, the worst). The World's 10 Best & Worst Lovers

Now, the attention has turned to the shorties. Who is the sexiest short man alive?, the company asked roughly 2000 women. Is His Height A Deal Breaker?

Well, that's Tom Cruise, apparently.

Rounding out the list are sexy shorties Jack Black, James McAvoy, Prince and Jason Priestly. All guys "regularly seen with stunning girls," says a OnePoll rep, "which gives everyone struggling on the height side a bit of hope."

Alright, alright. Yes, Tom Cruise is good looking and short, but is he sexy? Hmmm...

And where on earth is Gael García Bernal? As previously discussed, he may be only 5'6" but we're still willing to have his genius, Latin indie babies. Whether it's in Y tu mamá también or The Science of Sleep, those eyes, those lips, the way he speaks, he makes us melt like butter.

Who are your favorite shorties? Do you see them on the list below? 

Top 20 Sexiest Short Men

1. TOM CRUISE

2. RICHARD HAMMOND

3. JAMIE CULLUM

4. LEWIS HAMILTON

5. MARK OWEN

6. JAMES McAVOY

7. MICHAEL OWEN

8. KELLY JONES

9. DECLAN DONNELLY

10. ROBERT CARLYLE

11. ELIJAH WOOD

12. SETH GREEN

13. PRINCE

14. NOEL EDMONDS

15. BONO

16. JACK BLACK

17. JAMES BLUNT

18. BEN STILLER

19. JASON PRIESTLEY

20. LEO SAYER

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