Criss Angel And Holly Madison: It’s On

Criss Angel and Holly Madison: It’s On

Hey…if you’re looking for a reason to lose your last meal, here’s a good one for the record books: Criss Angel, magician and resident Hollywood man-whore has snagged another Hollywood blonde on the rebound – Hugh Hefner’s recent ex-girlfriend, Holly Madison.  According to The Superficial, the new duo were seen attending the opening of Criss' Cirque Du Soleil show Believe over the weekend and the magician had nothing but high praise for his new girl, saying, “This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”

Aww.  That would be kind of cute except we all know that Criss is the world’s most famous Hollywood vulture.  Exhibit A would be Cameron Diaz (post Justin Timberlake) and Exhibit B would be Lindsay Lohan (post rehab/pre-Samantha Ronson).  He denied rumors of dating Britney Spears prior to her disastrous MTV VMA Awards performance in 2007 and further denied allegations from then-estranged, now ex-wife that he had an affair with Cameron Diaz which inevitably caused her to file for the split. Now Holly Madison right after her breakup with Hugh Hefner? Yikes…

Does anyone else see a pattern of this guy preying on post-rebound women?  One could argue his strategy is to pick women who wouldn’t want anything long-term because they’ve just gotten out of something serious but think about the track record of this guy: two women post-long-term relationships, two women post-rehab.  I get the bad-boy attraction but WTF, ladies – the figures don’t lie!

Look, we’re all a little sensitive post-breakup but some advice: breaking off a relationship with a man with a track record like Hefner and your next guy is a guy with a track record like Angel’s? How about taking a break and getting yourself together so you can find someone who might be worth your time?

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Unless she’s just using him for the sex…which I guess is just a matter of taste if you like guys like Criss.  Just know what you’re getting yourself into, Holly.  If you can’t handle the hookup without getting attached, get out.