30 Funny Friendship Quotes For Best Friends To Use As Instagram Captions

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We'll be friends til we're old and senile and then we can be new friends

Instagram! That fabulous social media platform all about great photos, and of course, even better photo captions. While we’re following our favorite celebs, influencers, photographers, and meme-creators, we’re also following our friends on Instagram — and vice versa. Naturally, our Instagram feeds include pictures with those friends we know and love.

It may seem like quote captions are reserved for things like selfies or travel pics, but there are actually a lot of fantastic quotes about friendship that we can utilize to caption photos with our besties. Instead of just saying “We’re at the beach!” trying using funny friendship quotes as your Instagram captions. They'll make your feed all the more engaging and interesting for anyone who happens to check it out.

Sure, friendships have a lot of heartwarming qualities and serious conversations, but there’s something that we do with our friends more than anything. We laugh! Maybe it’s laughing at ourselves, or the various things we’ve been experienced together, but laughter is a central factor in every friendship.

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Our friends brighten our day, so why not have your Instagram captions reflect the silliness and the joy of your friendships? We all know life is crazy busy and when you’re trying to keep up with social media, you don’t always have the time to look up funny friendship quotes online before posting your pic. Problem solved!

Use this list of the best funny friendship quotes for Instagram captions that perfectly capture the fun relationship you have with your best friends.

30 Funny Friendship Quotes for Best Friend Instagram Captions

1. "Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard."

2. "Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."

3. "I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room ... but not too humid because. you know ... my hair."

4. "If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go."

5. "No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."

6. "If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real."

7. "Friendship is so weird ... You just pick a human you've met and you're like 'Yep, I like this one' and you just do stuff with them."

8. "We will always be friends 'til we're old and senile...then we can be new friends."

9. "It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me."

10. "I was an innocent being once ... then my best friend came along."

11. "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up ... after I finish laughing."

12. "You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang."

13. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things ... alone."

14. "I'd take a nerf bullet for you."

15. "I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this."

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16. "We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence."

17. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

18. "I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends."

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19. "You had me at 'I hate her too.'"

20. "Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."

21. "Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy."

22. "You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

23. "I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people."

24. "Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

25. "I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."

26. "I like you because you join in on my weirdness."

27. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."

28. "I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."

29. "I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."

30. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."

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Jill Zwarensteyn is a writer and Michigan native who covers trending topics, pop culture and astrology. When she's not writing for YourTango, she is also a travel blogger and actress.