50 Funny Friendship Quotes For Best Friends To Use As Instagram Captions

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50 Cool Funny Friendship Quotes for Your Best Friends

Instagram! That fabulous social media platform all about great photos and funny friendship quotes and sayings. 

It may seem like quote captions are reserved for selfies or travel pics, but there are actually a lot of funny friendship quotes that we can utilize to caption photos with our besties. 

Sure, friendships have a lot of heartwarming qualities and serious conversations, but laughing is something that we do with our friends more than anything, and it's what every friendship must be built on.

Your closest friends are your chosen family. Your crazy friends are the BFFs that make you laugh so hard you'll pee.

"Hold your friends close, but your enemies closer," is a good friend quote. But there are more where that came from. 

The Best Funny Friendship Quotes For Best Friend Instagram Captions

1. "Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard." — Your fun friend

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2. "Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine." — Your wine snob friend

3. "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you." — Patrick from "Spongebob"

4. "I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair." — Your friend who hates humidity

5. "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." — Ralph Waldo Emerson

6. "I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places." — Mark Twain

7. "It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?'" — A.A. Milne

8. "If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go." — Your quirky friend

9. "No one will ever be as entertained by us as us." — Your friend who's a riot

10. "If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real." — Your selfie queen

11. "'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." — Charles Lamb

12. "Friendship is so weird... You just pick a human you've met and you're like 'Yep, I like this one' and you just do stuff with them." — Your uncomplicated friend

13. "We will always be friends 'til we're old and senile... then we can be new friends." — Your best friend for life

14. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." — Greg Tamblyn

15. "It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not." — Mignon McLaughlin

16. "It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me." — Your irreplaceable friend

17. "I was an innocent being once... then my best friend came along." — Your guilty friend

18. "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up... after I finish laughing." — Your easily entertained friend

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19. "You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang." — Your closest friend

20. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone." — Your stupid friend

21. "I'd take a nerf bullet for you." — Your selfless friend

22. "If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal." — Oprah Winfrey

23. "Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed." — Laurie Colwin

24. "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry." — Your number one supporter

25. "I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this." — Your text-crazy friend

26. "We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence." — Your innocent friend

27. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." — Your chocoholic friend

28. "Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!" — Bronwyn Polson

29. "I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends." — Your sloth-like friend

30. "You had me at 'I hate her too.'" — Your pessimistic friend

31. "Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap." — Your sleepy friend

32. "Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with." — Robert Brault

33. "Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive." — Your friend with no filter

34. "You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you." — Your partner in crime 

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35. "When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun." — Groucho Marx

36. "Bests friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public." — Your crazy friend

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37. "I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole." — Your clumsy friend

38. "A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have." — Your good luck charm

39. "Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice." — Otto von Bismarck

40. "There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends." — Sylvia Plath

41. "I like you because you join in on my weirdness." — Your strange friend

42. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." — Elbert Hubbard

43. "Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends." — Virginia Woolf

44. "You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." — Laurence J. Peter

45. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face." — Your sea-loving friend

46. "I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends." — Your snarky friend

47. "A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body." — Jim Hayes

48. "There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate." — Linda Grayson

49. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." — Your hungry friend

50. "I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me." — Your friend with a heart of gold

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Jill Zwarensteyn is a writer, comedian, and television producer who writes about the humor that life can throw our way. Visit her website for more.