Each Zodiac Sign's Sex Fantasies (And What Turns Them On Most)

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Who knows when our kinky minds start to form. Kink isn’t limited to stereotypes; in fact, it’s all about private and personal taste, and that kind of taste can develop in us at a very early age. Even your horoscope thinks so.

I mean, when we see rubber clad superheroes on the big screen or gorgeous evil witch-queens in cartoons, how can our child minds NOT process these images in meaningful and ultimately private ways? It’s hard to look at a character like Vampirella and not get the idea that underboob is, um... hot as hell when you’re but a small child.

Children may not be sexually active, but their minds are being built with sexual imagery, even when those images are somewhat innocent. And guess what? Those kids grow up to be us.

You can’t look at Tom Hiddleston as Loki when you’re a young teen girl (or a woman of ANY AGE AT ALL), and not be biased towards hot, slim men in tight catsuits with long flowing black hair, in your future fantasies. In fact, I’m sure there are quite a few women who would like to replace their current sexual partner with Loki... wearing his golden horned helmet. Am I right, ladies?

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Kink is a thing we all come with. Pun intended. We could not possibly survive this thing called Life without fantasy, and being that there’s no one there to police our brains while we let our fantasies rip and roar, we can go directly to Hell with the power of our mind, and oh what a beautiful Hell it is.

But not all kinky fantasies are the same, and we’re certainly not all into the same ones. That’s the beauty of it: Kinky fantasies are quite specific, and according to our zodiac signs, we are attracted to certain kinds of kink.

According to astrology, here are each zodiac sign's sex fantasies.

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Well, since we’ve mentioned Loki, who is probably the ultimate Aries icon, let’s just say that Aries likes it rough, dominant and aggressive. With a bit of power play in the mix. Wanna see your Aries sexual partner glaze over with ecstatic joy? Worship at their feet. Feel their power!

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Boob porn is always a pleaser. Whether you’re the one bouncing those things around, or you’re the observer, if it’s Taurus kink we’re talking about, we’re eventually going to land on the idea that breasts are there to gawk over and die for, slowly, like a little death.

Read: The TRUTH About Being A Taurus — The Most Stubborn Sign Of The Zodiac

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

Honestly, they like to imagine themselves are your slave. It’s just that kind of kink with Gemini. Left to their imaginations, Gem wants to see themselves crawling on all fours to lick your feet if you let them. Be kind to them and let them.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Cancer’s got a thing about being your number one everything, and when they bring in their kink, be prepared to be overwhelmed by their needy but hot desires to have you tell them every few minutes about how gorgeous you think they are. Looks — their own — are important, and you must tell them how good they look; they get off on it.

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Leo wants you to believe in them. That means, whether they’re dressed up as Captain Kirk or Elvira, they need you to believe they ARE someone other than who they are in real life. Get into their fantasy with them and you’ll have one happy Leo lover.

Read: Characteristics Of The Leo Horoscope Sign That Makes Astrology's Lion The RULER Of The Zodiac

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

While they’d love you to believe they are ultimately mysterious and sexual raw, you would fair better if you simply give them what they want before they find fault in you for not. Virgo fantasizes great occult power and costume-play is big on their list of kinky escapades.

Read: Complete Virgo Compatibility Guide: Understanding Love, Sex, And Relationships

LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Libra basically wants you to scream like a banshee while they go down on you. I mean down, down, down on you. Like, for hours... and then later, and then in between. Boy or girl (but especially boy), Libra is happiest when they are between your legs, working away like a kinky fiend without a face.

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

Get on your knees now and please that Scorpio lover of yours. Do what they want. And what they want? Well, that could range from them tormenting you while dangling upside down on a scaffold built for sex, to making you beg them for permission to orgasm. Anything but dull, as it is, as it is.

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Kink goes sideways with this group, as they want some sort of total merging experience with their lover. The ultimate union with a Sag is one where the Sag believes that the two of you are now one, on some remote planet where you happily drink blood and have lunar monster sex, with blue skin — eventually becoming one alien being, together. Yep, imaginative.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Another costume kinker, this zodiac sign. Also, they like to gender bend, so don’t be surprised if in the bedroom, suddenly you’re having sex with someone who is acting the part of the opposite gender. Your Capricorn man may love to get into dresses, while your Cap lady may want to wear a jacket and tie — bottomless, of course.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Pretty, pretty is what they want. Whether it’s black lace and shiny vinyl, or a rubber asphyxiation mask, if it’s shiny, pretty and well-designed, Aquarius will incorporate that detail into their kinky fantasies. Hope you like overly tight corsets, because Aquarius loves to pull the laces as tight as they get.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

Can we say “c**k worshipper” and get away with it here? Well, if not, know that Pisces is all about the D. Whether they’ve got one or are on the receiving end of such beast, this sign is all about gobbling up the male energy, right through its most potent source.

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