Love Bytes: The New Bestseller That Has Wives Outraged Worldwide

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Plus, the dating sites that we'd love to see!

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the year 2013. My bad. That's because according to this "how-to" marriage manual, we're stuck smack dab in the middle of the '50s. This new book coaches women on how to be a 'submissive' housewife ... and what's worse is it's a bestseller. (The Daily Beast)

We hate to break it to you, but you're that couple. You know, the one everyone hates? (The Gloss)

There's OurTime for seniors, ChristianMingle for Christians, JDate for Jewish people and DharmaMatch for Buddhists ... but these are the dating sites we'd love to see. (The Stir)

This letter — written by a 7-year-old to his favorite Bengals player — is quite literally the cutest thing you'll read all day. (Bleacher Report)

Life hacks for moms that you've just got to know. (Starts With You)

Being sexy is the gift that keeps on giving ... and these make some great perfect stocking stuffers, if you catch our drift. (Em & Lo)

You met a cute guy, seemed to hit it off ... and he never called back. What gives? (A New Mode)

So it's your first holiday spent together as a coupe — congrats! But here's how to smoothly blend your traditions together, drama-free! (Essence)

50 coolest people in American history state by state. You can thank Wyoming for Esther Hobart Morris. She served as the very first female Justice of the Peace in the United States and also played a role in getting ladies the right to vote,. She even once had her own husband arrested for being a drunken degenerate! (Guyism)

If you're planning a holiday proposal, here are a few gift-wrapped ideas to help you blow her away. (Cupid's Pulse)

Is your guy a total bacon lover? Here's a gift guide just for you, you're welcome. (HiConsumption)

Try on Santa's hat for a night and slip into one of these sexy costumes. (Blisstree)

Does he just like you for your looks and how do you know? (A New Mode)  

14 types of bars (and the people you see in each). Be grateful you have the office party this weekend. You won't have to run into one of these crazies at the neighborhood bar. (Guyism)

Hallmark doesn't just do cards ... they actually have a line-up of gifts for that person who's impossible to shop for. (SheFinds)

What's "fish porn", you ask? Allow us... (The Gloss)

Christmas wedding: cliched or sweet? These celebrities walked down a wintry aisle. (Cupid's Pulse)

Have you ever wondered if you look like a porn star? This comparative tool literally does that. (The Gloss)

Did Pippa Middleton's boyfriend Nico Jackson propose? We may have another royal wedding soon. (SheFinds)

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