6 Crazy-Making Zodiac Signs Who Make You Question Your Sanity

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These egomaniacs will drive you insane.

What a wonderful life it is, until, of course, that one person decides to turn your world upside down, thus ruining every bit of the wonderful. Nothing like "that person" to get in the way of every single well-laid plan, simply because they can't help themselves.

And according to astrology, these crazy-making zodiac signs have a way of using their behavior to make you feel nuts. But it's not the coy, dribbling "I'm such a cutie!" kind of instagram crazy — we're talking about egomaniacal, self-centered, over the top inconsiderate "crazy." Even the most positive horoscope can't change that.

Whether Ms. or Mr. Crazy is intentionally destructive, or whether they just can't help it, this is a person in everyone's lives whom eventually starts to become known as the "downer," the "party pooper," and the "giver of unwanted advice." And as we all know, there's nothing worse than getting a dissertation on a subject that the crazy friend of ours believes we need to hear, even though we've begged them not to tell us that story for the thousandth time.

Some are born crazy, and some just nurture their already crazy habits, making them into an art. But the truth is, crazy isn't fun — and I'm not talking about mental illness, because that's an entirely different thing, and I respect that. I'm talking about obnoxious types that make you want to clobber yourself on the head with a hammer, simply because they're just that bad.

Here are the top 6 "crazy makers" of the Zodiac, and a little bit about what makes them their particular brand of nuts.

1. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Winner, hands down. Obnoxious to the point of sheer insanity, their crazy is only upped by their ability to annoy. You will wait for your Aquarian to respond to you — in fact, you'll bank your whole life on them — and while you wait, they will have forgotten you're there because giving you what you want means they'd have to... umm... give you what you want, which would compromise them to no end.

So, while you count on them to come through, they are ignoring you to the point of madness.

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2. PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

They bring a twist to the world of crazy as they are master manipulators and have no qualms about twisting and turning your emotions into raw, angry pulp. Then, suddenly, after you're gutted and laying there in the gutter of a rotten city street at midnight, they'll suddenly notice you need help.

As if nothing happened at all, as if there is no responsibility for them to take, Pisces will extend a hand to help you. Take that hand, and it's like signing a contract for more insanity to come.

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3. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Guaranteed to make you want to gouge your eyeballs out, Libra is so full of poop that you'll want an ejector seat button in your car, if you're driving with one of these people. Libra lies. They do it to save face, and saving face is basically their life story.

They do not own up to anything, nor do they take responsibility for whatever damage they do, to anyone, in this life. They get away on that "nice" personality, but always, people get that beneath that mask there's a liar who doesn't want to be found out.

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4. LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Nobody on earth will make you as crazy as Leo will, and that is because they are way too fierce for their own good. Now, in their minds, the word "fierce" means fabulous, but it's not fabulous when you have to stomach Leo in action, as they nag and nag and nag you to death for whatever reason they have in mind.

Leo is like a Doberman pincher when it comes to gnawing on a limb — the limb being your mind, which will turn to mush if you stick around Leo for too long.

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5. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

There are different types of crazy, but if there's one to avoid, it's the kind found naturally in many of you who fall under the sign of Aries. Phew, Aries is the worst there is for making you crazy. That whole "ram" thing is real; they do not let up.

And usually the apocalyptic brain meld that they work on you is due to the fact that you've disagreed with them. Remember this: Don't ever disagree with an Aries, not if you value your sanity.

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6. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Another of the crazy-makers is Cancer. That's because with Cancers, you expect kindness and warmth. You expect a whole bunch of niceties that, once you get to know them, never really stick.

Cancer will drive you freakin' bonkers and not just because they're fickle and careless; they'll gut you with their ability to betray, as they are professional deceivers. No one sign is as capable of stabbing a friend in the back as are the wondrous Cancers.

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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.