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50 Funny Quotes, Memes & Tweets For Singles Awareness Day

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Being single ain't all that bad.

Single awareness day is a day meant to oppose Valentine’s Day by celebrating the single life. Single awareness day is generally celebrated on Valentine’s Day, but some recognize it as the 15th of February, or "anti-Valentine's day". 

Even though the acronym for single awareness day is literally S.A.D., that doesn’t mean it as to be.

Being single can mean levels of independence and freedom that people in committed relationship can’t even fathom. Plus, just because you’re single, doesn’t mean you don’t still have meaningful relationships outside of your romantic life.

Frankly, you’re probably more in touch with your own wants and needs more so than the rest of us who jump into relationships because we are needy as heck. That sounded dirtier than I meant it to, but well, yeah, that too.

You don’t need anybody to be happy. Be independent, boo. Make yourself happy!

Maybe these years getting in touch with your long-term needs, wants and desires will just make your future romantic relationships all the stronger and better (with even better intimacy- that’s something to look forward to *wink, wink*).


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Love is complicated and it can’t be forced. Unfortunately, if it’s not the right time, it simply isn’t time yet, it’s kind of just a waste of time.

It’s important to get to know yourself well enough to know what you want out of a relationship first. Someday, you may miss single life (although, I know it doesn’t feel that way right now). Nonetheless, enjoy it while you can.

Whether you’re feeling sad about being single today or you just want a fun compilation of memes, tweets and quotes for celebrating your independence today; we’ve got you covered. Here are the top 50 quotes, memes and tweets about single life. We hope it gives you reassurance, confidence and most importantly, a good laugh.


1. Reminder that being single means you get to eat all the fries …

“There’s no ‘we’ in ‘fries’.”


2. Reminder that being single saves you money (with both genders) …

“Just saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.”


3. There’s always something to look forward to …

“Today may be Single’s Awareness Day, but chin up. Tomorrow is half-price candy day!”


4. Friendly reminder … It could be worse …

“I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s SO much better than dating some idiot.”


5. You don’t need the stress, boo …

“Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day!”


6. Carrie still ended up with Mr. Big, there’s still hope for you …

“Single and fabulous, exclamation point.” —​ Carrie Bradshaw


7. Let’s get real, love can be nauseating …

“Love is in the air.” Gross.


8. Being single means you get to do whatever you want this V-day …

“I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my ex…box 360.”


9. It’s OK, you don’t need them anyway …

“Relationships are like Yard Sales; They look good from a distance, but up close it’s just a bunch of sh-- you don’t need.”


10. Hehe Star Wars Jokes …

“I’m going to be celebrating Valentine’s Day Han’s style … solo.”


11. Remember, there’s always coffee …

“I may not wake up with a man, but I wake up with coffee, and coffee doesn’t hide a cell phone and lie about talking to other women.”


12. There’s always someone who can relate to “the struggle” …

“Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless, or cowards.”


13. It’s better to be alone than to be with an egotistical a** …

“Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was a God. I didn’t.”


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14. You may be single, but you’re still awesome …

“Who cares? I’m awesome.”


15. There’s a positive side to everything …

“What’s better than having a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day? Being single on February 15th. All the wine and candy is half off, and no one cares if you get fat.”


16. There’s always pizza …

“Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.”


17. Being single means not having to share food …

“Current relationship status: made dinner for two. Ate both.”


18. Relationships aren’t always the best idea …

“Getting into a relationship seems like a good idea but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.”


19. It’s better to be alone than to be objectified …

“If a guy wants you for your breasts, thighs, and legs, send him to KFC. You’re a lady, not a cheap value meal.” — Nicolas Cage


20. You got to know what makes you happy …

“The day a man makes me happier than chips and queso with a frozen margarita is the day I’ll get married.”


21. It doesn’t need to be a man keeping you warm at night …

“Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I sleep alone … I share the other half of the bed with the pile of laundry I’m too lazy to put away.”


22. Everyone has some form of commitment issues …

“I was asked what I look for in a relationship … Apparently “a way out” wasn’t the right answer.”


23. Ah. The double standards …

“Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.”


24. Have you tried sleeping alone? Glorious …

“The best thing about being a single woman is you can sleep around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left. Right. Middle.”


25. It’s important to stay positive …

“99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it.”


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26. Some men just hold you back anyway …

“What a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.”


27. A healthy fantasy life is nothing to be ashamed of …

“My boyfriend is so handsome, looking all invisible and sh--.”


28. Be independent in everything …

“I’m single because I don’t need anybody to ruin my life. I’m ruining it perfectly on my own.”


29. Never give up on love …

“Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said … cheese and sh*t like that. So my soul mate is out there.”


30. You got to laugh about the hard parts of dating …

“Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.”


31. You have to accept brutal truths …

“I like you as a friend.”


32. It’s always better to be single than to be dealing with a man child …

“I am many things; but a babysitter for a full grown a** man is not one of them.”


33. Of course, the one’s you want, don’t want you …

“Sorry boys, but I already have my eyes on a guy that isn’t interested.”


34. Know your worth, girl …

“I know what I bring to the table … So trust me when I say that I’m not afraid to eat alone.”


35. It’s important to laugh at your troubles …

“People keep telling me that the right person will come along … Honestly, I think mine got hit by a truck."


36. Never settle for less …

“You’re going to end up divorced because you settle for less.”


37. Get that cheddar first, girl!

“I want a bf and by bf I mean Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye.”


38. Sleep is more important than a relationship …

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"


39. You don’t need anyone else to “complete you” …

“I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half.”


40. You’re “super” with or without a partner …

“Superwoman: single. Batwoman: single. Wonderwoman: single. I get it now … I’m single because I’m a superhero.”


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41. Singles got to support each other … Love yourself first!

“Shout out to all the people who are in love with themselves. That sh-- is hard.”


42. Understandable, honey boo boo, understandable …

“Too much drama for me.”


43. It could be worse, you could be ugly …

“Valentine’s Day has made me realize that there’s some ugly a-- couples out there.”


44. At least your mom will always love you …

“Got a Valentine’s Day text this morning. It was my mom.”


45. Being single means the whole pizza is yours …

“Today I saw a squirrel running away with a piece of pizza and I can’t think of better Valentine’s Day goals.”

 


46. V-day is a pretty nauseating holiday anyway …

“Facebook right now …”


47. That’s just funny …

“Not all of us are fans of Valentine’s Day apparently.”


48. It’s just another day …

“It’s also just a friggin’ Wednesday.”


49. Always remember to mind your own business …

“WE DON’T ALL HAVE BOYFRIENDS OKAY CAROL”


50.  Has anyone ever read a romantic post and not been annoyed?

“I love it when you post romantic Tweets and Facebook posts during February.”  No Single Person Ever


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If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered


Nicole Bradley-Bernard is a writer who needs coffee more than she needs anyone’s approval. She enjoys putting bright colors in her curly brown hair, spending time outside on cool days and being with her partner in life, Eric, who she considers a continuing source of inspiration.

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