111 Funny Valentine's Day Quotes For Singles Awareness Day
Solo on Valentine's Day? Don't worry — you've got these quotes to share for Singles Awareness Day on February 15.
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Generally celebrated on Valentine’s Day, February 14, some recognize Singles Awareness Day on February 15. Even though the acronym for Singles Awareness Day is literally S.A.D., that doesn’t mean it has to be — especially when sharing these funny quotes for singles to celebrate all the positives of being unpartnered.
Being single doesn't mean being lonely. You can say Happy Valentine's Day to anyone, whether that's yourself (spending Valentine's Day alone is 100% fine), your other single friends, or even your friends who are in relationships already. Spread the love, no matter what!
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Here are 111 of the best funny Valentine's Day quotes for Singles Awareness Day:
1. "I love being single. It’s almost like being rich." — Sue Grafton
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2. “There’s no ‘we’ in ‘fries.’”
3. "If being in love is what it means to be free, then this Valentine’s Day my heart is in solitary confinement!"
4. "I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like... it’s working out. I think I’m the One!" — Emily Helle
5. "I had every intent of celebrating Valentine’s Day, but when Cupid got around to me it seems he had run out of arrows."
6. "This year’s Valentine’s Day I will enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge."
7. "What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day"
8. "This fine V-Day, I’m going to spend every single cent I have on my one and only love – me."
9. “'Happily Single' is recognizing that you don’t need or want to be rescued from your life by a handsome prince because your life is pretty awesome, as is.” — Mandy Hale
10. "I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love."
11. “You are not his princess; you are your own queen.” — Nikita Gill
12. “Today may be Singles Awareness Day, but chin up. Tomorrow is half-price candy day!”
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13. "Cupid called and said he can’t make it over this February 14th as it seems the TSA detained him for carrying what they perceive as suspicious-looking chocolates."
14. "Can't wait to receive nothing on Valentine's Day."
15. "It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't know what to get myself..."
16. “I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s so much better than dating some idiot.”
17. "Me and an entire box of chocolate all to myself is a match made in heaven!"
18. "The faithful pizza delivery man, who lovingly spreads pepperoni over the cheese, is the only Valentine I need this year."
19. “We are all like candles, and whether we are single or joined with another does not affect how brightly we can burn." — Stacey Lee
20. “Single is no longer a lack of options — but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.” — Mandy Hale
21. “Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day!”
22. “Let us crush these so-called biological clocks that give us nothing but fear, and encourage us to make stupid decisions. Let us crush these biological clocks that hurt us and rob us of the fabulous lives that Jesus died to give us." — Osayi Osar-Emokpae
23. “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive."
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24. “I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” — Katy Perry
25. “Single and fabulous, exclamation point.” — Carrie Bradshaw
26. “Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it’s love, day!”
27. “Yes, I am going to be single on Valentine’s Day. No, I don’t think it’s a big deal.”
28. “Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.” — David Letterman
29. “I guess I’d just have to date myself today.'
30. “Love is in the air.” *Sprays Lysol*
31. “Reminder that being single means you get to eat all the fries...”
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32. “Forever a proud member of the Association of Single Men and Women!”
33. “I've got self-love, self-confidence, and self-motivation... I AM POWERFUL.” — Stephanie Lahart
34. “Your healthy love for yourself is sexy!” — Amy Leigh Mercree
35. “I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my ex... box 360.”
36. “There’s nothing I am better at doing than being single!”
37. “I know why I am single. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.”
38. “I matter. I matter equally. Not, 'If only', not 'As long as'. I matter. Full stop.” — Chimamanda Adichie
39. “When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome!”
40. “Relationships are like yard sales. They look good from a distance, but up close it’s just a bunch of stuff you don’t need.”
41. “I like to look myself more as a free agent than a lonely single on Valentine’s Day.”
42. “I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.”
43. “I’m single because I’m so hot that I literally burn anyone that comes close to me.
44. "Everybody out here looking for valentines and I'm just here tryna remember the number to Pizza Hut."
45. “Had singleness been an Olympic sport, I would surely have won multiple gold medals.”
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46. "I am the creator of my very own self and I intend to treat me like my greatest masterpiece.” — Charlotte Eriksson
47. “I am out to break the Guinness world record for most Valentine's Days spent alone.”
48. “I may not wake up with a man, but I wake up with coffee, and coffee doesn’t hide a cell phone and lie about talking to other women.”
49. “I am constantly torn between ‘I don’t need anyone’ and ‘Hey you, please fall in love with me.”
50. “Single |sin•gle| (adjective) - Too fabulous to settle.” — Mandy Hale
51. “Next February I’m going to file a lawsuit against Valentine’s Day for singles’ discrimination.”
52. “This Valentine's Day, I can’t help but envy my calendar simply because it has dates whereas I don’t.”
53. “Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless, or cowards.”
54. “Cupid pulled out his biggest arrow, aimed right at my heart, and fired with all his might – but still missed.”
55. “I think, therefore I’m single.” — Liz Winston
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56. “I’m single because I was born that way.” — Mae West
57. “Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was a God. I didn’t.”
58. "Single (n.) The most dangerous period of time. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don't even want to deal with people."
59. “I wish that Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button...”
60. "Someone said to me, 'you're too pretty to be single'. I said 'no, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with.'"
61. "I don't need to be in a relationship so that I can be told how beautiful and pretty I am. I already know that."
62. “Single. Taken. X Who cares? I’m awesome.”
63. “Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” — Jay Leno
64. “Everyone has a knight in shining armor, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.”
65. “I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”
66. “I’m single, but I Ignore people like I’m taken.”
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67. “Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.”
68. “The way that I’m always forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone makes me believe that Cupid has a personal beef with me.”
69. “I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.”
70. "I'm not single. I'm not taken. I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart."
71. “If a guy wants you for your breasts, thighs, and legs, send him to KFC. You’re a lady, not a cheap value meal.” — Nicolas Cage
72. “I am not single. I am in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.”
73. "Instead of single as a relationship status, I prefer 'Independently owned and operated.'”
74. "Yes I'm alone, but I'm alone and free." — Elsa, "Frozen"
75. “The day a man makes me happier than chips and queso with a frozen margarita is the day I’ll get married.”
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76. "I'm not single. I'm in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future."
77. “Technically, I’m single, but my heart is taken by someone I can’t call my own.”
78. “Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and internet.”
79. “Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I sleep alone... I share the other half of the bed with the pile of laundry I’m too lazy to put away.”
80. “Romeo died because of Juliet, Jack died because of rose, stay single if you want to live.”
81. "My level of single right now: I stood on a cliff and shouted 'I love you'. My echo replied, 'I just want to be friends.'"
82. "They say you find love in every corner — my life must be a circle."
83. “I was asked what I look for in a relationship... Apparently 'a way out' wasn’t the right answer.”
84. "8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000+ people, and I'm still single."
85. "Being an independent woman is cool until about 10 PM."
86. “Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said... cheese and other stuff like that. So my soul mate is out there.”
87. “Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.”
88. "Honestly, I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008."
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89. “Stop complaining about being single on Valentine's Day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.”
90. “99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it.”
91. “Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.”
92. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.” — Tim Walters
93. “Shout out to all the people who are in love with themselves. That is hard.”
94. “What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.”
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95. “Valentine’s Day has made me realize there are some ugly couples out there.”
96. “Got a Valentine’s Day text this morning. It was my mom.”
97. “Today I saw a squirrel running away with a piece of pizza and I can’t think of better Valentine’s Day goals.”
98. "Found this at work, a leftover from Valentine's Day. Brutal... 'I like you as a friend.'"
99. “I am many things; but a babysitter for a full, grown man is not one of them.”
100. “Facebook right now is nauseating.”
101. “Not all of us are fans of Valentine’s Day, apparently.”
102. “Sorry boys, but I already have my eyes on a guy that isn’t interested.”
103. "Whoever you're spending today with, remember kids... It's also just a friggin' day."
104. "*Buying myself flowers* Cashier: 'oh do you have big valentines plan?' Me: 'nope... these flowers are for me. Cashier: 'awh that's sad' Me: 'We don't all have boyfriends okay Carol.'"
105. “I love it when you post romantic Tweets and Facebook posts during February.” — No Single Person Ever
106. “People keep telling me that the right person will come along... Honestly, I think mine got hit by a truck."
107. “I know what I bring to the table, so trust me when I say that I’m not afraid to eat alone.”
108. “You’re going to end up divorced because you settle for less.”
109. “I want a bf and by bf I mean Benjamin Franklin as in a hundred dollar bill.”
110. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
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111. “Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.” — Katrina Mayer
Nicole Bradley-Bernard is a freelance writer who has written articles for multiple publications including YourTango, FINE Magazine, New York Gal Magazine, Momentum Magazine, and more.
