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The 4 Zodiac Signs With The DIRTIEST Minds

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Face it, most of us live with our minds in the gutter. Unless of course you’ve risen to some new enlightened status where you’ve suddenly become "above it all." And if that’s the case, then what you’ve really become is a laugh riot for others, because we all know that there is no escape from having a dirty mind.

Oh, you can sell yourself an entire bill of goods and get yourself good and convinced that sexy thoughts just aren’t on your agenda anymore, but I dare you to turn away from the screen when you’re watching your favorite sexy actor or actress start to peel off their clothes.

Yes, we’re all filthy little tramps, but when we gaze into the looking glass, who are the zodiac signs with dirty minds? Which ones end up being the dirtiest of them all? 

1. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Goats and their horns. With Jesus being the most famous Capricorn dude in the history of everything, you could say that Capricorns have been unfairly demoted in terms of dirty-mindedness. People just don’t get how downright pornographic these people are, mentally.

When the Capricorn think-tank of sexual thoughts starts chugging along, holy Toledo, these folks have quite creative personality traits. Talk about stripping you with their eyes! If you walk around fully clothed in front of your Capricorn mate, know that you’ve been groped, fondled and HAD by them in their mind... and that’s all before you reach the kitchen.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

2. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Not only are Aries mad about sexual fantasy, they are propelled by jealousy as well, and if by some chance you’re in a romantic situation with an Aries who suspects you might be up to no good, know they’ve fantasized you in bed with their opponent multitudes of times.

The Aries mind is fierce, and they can blow both hot and cold when it comes to having a dirty mind. They like to torture themselves with jealousy, but they also like to envision themselves as the saving grace of sexuality. Aries don’t just have dirty minds — they, themselves are always part of their super sexed up vision. They don’t just envision you getting naked, they envision you getting naked with them. Always.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

3. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Back to the horns again. And then some. Horny little devils these Taurean sexpots are, being one of the zodiac signs with dirty minds. Interestingly enough, there’s a poetic style to the dirty mindedness of your typical Taurus thinker. For all of their steamy intention, they also tend to toss a little romance into their fantasy.

I wouldn’t go as far as to say they watch porn and hope one day to marry their favorite hottie, but you can probably count on Taurus to mix love and sex up in one big milkshake of fantasy. The Taurus fantasist often times wants to fall in love, be in love and have tons of delicious sex with the one they love.

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

4. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

As expected. Leave it to Scorpio to weave the most demented and depraved sexual fantasies one can imagine. Of course, while Scorpios do have wildly dirty minds, they are also hellbent on making a reality of their thoughts. If they think it, they may very well be planning to execute it.

We’ve all heard about the vicious nature of the Scorpio lover, and if there is any out there who might gravitate towards the more sadistic side of fantasy, this desert bug right here is the one who’s going to get off on your pleasurable pain. And you don’t even have to be involved! The self-sufficient Scorpio has got you in positions you never even thought possible, even if only in their minds. But watch out — they do like to make their fantasies real.

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One