Lindsay Lohan's Looney Love Life


Pursuing John Mayer? Dating Kevin Connolly? Stealing Jessica Alba’s man? Reconciling with SamRo?

Aside from a possible fling with Gerard Butler, Lindsay Lohan has spent most of the last couple of months tweeting her heartbreak over ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. However, if the latest gossip is to be believed, LiLo has no time to mope this month, as her dance card is looking pretty full.

Earlier this week, Lindsay was spotted hanging out at New York club Butter with John Mayer, reportedly "following his every move." Soon after, Linz began sending him tweets (because what doesn't that girl tweet?) but it doesn't seem like John has responded. Whether it's because he doesn't want to be bothered with her or because he's just too busy typing unfunny messages to no one is anyone's guess.

However, the New York Daily News reports that there was never a love connection between John and Lindsay. A source claims that John actually spent much of the evening trying to play matchmaker between LiLo and SamRo. Apparently, Samantha came over to John and Lindsay's table to chat but when she wouldn't sit near her ex, LiLo nearly had one of her famous freak-outs. Not only did John manage to calm Lindsay down, but he also must have said something magical to Sam, because soon after he spoke to her, the former lovers were chatting like old times and "Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages." Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

Now Lindsay is back to tweeting at Sam about important stuff like So You Think You Can Dance. Like John, Sam never seems to respond. (Could someone please tweet back at this girl?)

But according to InTouch, Lindsay hasn't been sitting around waiting for Samantha to come back. The mag recently reported that she and Entourage star (and Nicky Hilton's ex) Kevin Connolly have been secretly dating since getting together at Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party in early November. However, Connolly's rep denies the claims, saying that Kevin "barely knows" Lindsay.

Finally, the most juicy tidbit comes from Us Weekly, which claims that Linz was caught seriously making out with Jessica Alba's husband, Cash Warren, last month. LiLo has dismissed the report as "absurd," while those pesky anonymous sources insist that Lindsay "becomes easily attached to everyone she meets" and is likely falling for the married man. Another source close to Cash simply says, "This is not true. He's a husband and a father."

Well, sure. But so is Tiger Woods. And David Letterman. And Sean Penn. We're not accusing anyone of anything, but it's certainly not unheard of for famous men to step out on their wives. And it's certainly not unheard of for Lindsay to fall for the wrong person. Lindsay Lohan Was Dating Heath Ledger When He Died

Supposedly, Linz is in therapy now so hopefully she sticks with it and gets help for her countless problems. Maybe one day she'll remember that she actually has talent and get back to the business of making movies, giving up tabloid space to those who desperately need it, like Kim Kardashian and Audrina Patridge.

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