Madonna Wants To Buy Jesus A Home

Madonna and Jesus Luz

Madge is desperately seeking a new playpen for her boy toy, Jesus Luz

Madonna, 51-year-old Patron Saint of Cougars, is ready to take her relationship with Brazilian model Jesus Luz, 22, to the next level. To most of us with normal incomes, that next level would include living together or an engagement, but Madge's money gives her the freedom to get closer to her man without having to get too close...or share his bathroom!

British paper, The Sun, claims Madonna is planning to buy Jesus his own apartment on New York's Upper East Side, near her own $40M home.

According to the paper's source,

She's told [her real estate agents] to spend no more than £1.7million [$2.7M] and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it's found and bought...She really wasn't kidding when she told him he'll never have to worry about money from now on.

Some folks may be surprised by Madonna's turn from Material Girl to Sugar Momma, but is it really that big of a deal? After all, it's costing her much less to keep this guy than it did to get rid of that other Guy (Ritchie)!

Madonna obviously wants to keep her new man by her side—or at least on her street. But it's unclear whether she will ever be ready to promote him from neighbor to roommate, let alone make him husband number three. Although the pop queen has called Jesus, "the love of her life" and previously hinted that marriage could be in the stars, she recently told David Letterman that she would "rather get run over by a train" than say "I do" again. Madonna On Letterman: I'll Never Marry Again

Considering the fact that her previous two marriages ended in train wrecks, Madge is probably wise to keep off the tracks!