Word on the street is that the two are back together, and doing it everywhere.
Or more accurately, in the sex department.
Because as it so happens, the bed is just one of many places where the two have been getting it on lately. Hotel suites, dressing rooms, even backstage…no location seems to be off limits now that the former couple is reportedly back on.
According to Star, the two have been traveling together for much of Britney's Circus tour, and loving every minute of it.
"Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other," their "family insider" says. "It's like they're newlyweds all over again."
No doubt, Sean Preston and Jayden James are overjoyed by the idea of Mommy and Daddy reuniting.
But there's one person who certainly isn't: Federline's current girlfriend, ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince. And who can blame her? Star's source says she didn't just find out about the on-again affair through word of mouth, but actually "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar."*
Poor Victoria. It's bad enough to be known as Kevin Federline's girlfriend. But to be known as the girl that Kevin Federline cheated on with Britney Spears…well, that's pretty bad.
If only we could offer some consolation. If only there was someone else out there who knew how you felt. Oh, wait, there is.
Victoria, may we introduce you to Shar Jackson?
*A part of us wants to presume "cookie jar" is a metaphor for wallet, but the other part thinks that would be even sadder than what it ostensibly stands for.
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