I Married My Best Friend’s Girlfriend

When my wife was 19, her father died suddenly and tragically. He was a healthy 50-something who had a massive heart attack while working out at the gym.

She was in school at the time studying psychology for her undergrad in behavioral science, and his death thrust her into learning how to handle her own mental health and growth earlier than she may have otherwise.

Learning about psychology and mental health was a blessing for her at the time.

Not long after, a gentleman suitor started coming around to court her mother. Let’s call him Perry. Perry had already been married and divorced twice and had a little house in a nearby town.

Needless to say, on the heels of the death of her father, she didn’t exactly welcome him with open arms.

What she did do, however, was remain true to herself. She handled her own business and finished college, working several jobs along the way.

She lived at home with her mother, and over those years she bonded with Perry. They became as close as a widow’s boyfriend and daughter could be. They found comfort and friendship in one another.

While her mom and Perry were courting, my wife and friends spent time socializing at concerts and bars in the area. We frequented the same places but didn’t know one another. She became friends with my best friend’s sister, who introduced them.

At the same time, good ol’ Perry proposed marriage to her mom, and a plan was set in place for them to switch houses. He would move in with her mom, and she would move into his old place to be on her own.

What I didn’t know then was that he had been my neighbor for 10 years.

Now she would be my neighbor.

She had been in my periphery because she was dating my best friend, but when she moved in up the street all bets were off.

Their relationship stalled, and ours was sparking.

Frequently we exchanged texts with playful banter about the neighbors, commotion in the neighborhood, or the number of empty booze bottles we put out for recycling.

Side note: it was a lot of empty booze bottles.

When the weather was pleasant she’d invite me up for a fire on her patio. It was just too easy since we were so close. I’d grab a 6-pack of assorted craft beers out of the fridge, and walk up the street under the stars.

We tap-danced and flirted, but it took me months — and a lot of liquid courage — to ask her out because she was already dating my best friend.

One night, after the three of us had all been out at the same bar, we headed back to our neighborhood.

She went home, and he and I went into my house for a beer. He and I sat in my living room as I texted her, saying I wanted him to leave so I could come up to her house.

Among other things, I texted her, "He won’t leave. He sucks." I still feel ashamed for saying this about my best friend.

When I stepped outside for a quick smoke, he took a peek at my phone.

Thinking back on it, I think I knew he would look at my phone. Maybe I wanted him to see it. Or maybe I was just drunk.

I came back into the house, and everything changed.

He and I had been best friends since we were 10 years old. I had betrayed him, and he knew it, but I wasn’t willing to lie about it. Lying would only make it all worse.

Instead, a dark cloud of reality blew in from the north. It got cold and stark in my living room. Now what?

My intuition tells me we both knew this would happen when she moved in up the street from me.

And, as it turned out, she really didn’t like him that much. They didn’t have much in common besides being single, even having a brutally charged argument about gun control after seeing a movie together.

Their relationship was doomed to fail, but I put the final nail in the coffin — and almost our friendship.

I’ll never forget the look of betrayal on his face. We had been through a lot together. He looked at me through tears and said, "Not you, man. Not you." I can still hear the pain in his voice.

I convinced him to stick around, so we went down to the bar in my game room and poured two glasses of whiskey. The alcohol wouldn’t help anything, but it was a symbol of moving on. An olive branch, if you will.

It’s funny the insignificant things you remember. I remember he had terrible heartburn that night. He didn’t want to drink anymore because of it, but he drank anyway. I still don’t remember what we talked about.

A couple of months later, we were at a friend’s house playing pool, drinking heavily. We made small talk, when out of nowhere he asked, "So how’s the wife?"

I grinned at him. I knew what he meant. He meant her.

This was the "bury the hatchet" moment we needed, and I knew that meant he had made peace with it. We raised our drinking glasses that night and got back to being friends.

Two years later, just a week before she and I got married, my best friend and I sat at the bar in my game room again. We had just found out she was pregnant, and I wanted him to know before anyone else.

"We have news," I said.

I Married My Best Friend’s Girlfriend

He met her first. She just liked me more.

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