70 Funny Venmo Captions For Friends, Food, Rent & More

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Venmo is a mobile payment service that allows you to request or send money to friends, family, or just about anyone with their own Venmo account.

It has become incredibly popular and is an easy way to transfer money instantly.

Venmo payments require captions that tell whoever you're paying or requesting money from exactly what the transaction is for. Because these transactions are public, it's become commonplace for people to use funny and clever captions for Venmo.

If you need some ideas, here is a list of 70 funny Venmo captions you can use for your next transaction! 

Funny Venmo Captions for Friends 

1. We are bad people 

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2. Friend$hip dues

3. I don’t even remember anymore 

4. Money to stay away from me 

5. An unfortunate series of events 

6. You fed me when I was drunk 

7. For the wine beneath my wings 

8. Shut up and take my money

9. Besties for the resties 

10. Being nuts 

11. Drugs (the CVS kind!) 

12. Help me, I’m poor 

13. My hoe and I 

Funny Venmo Captions for Food

14. I am hungry … Get me tasty food 

15. Sorry I ate your food 

16. Mozzarella sticks are just deep fried string cheese 

17. Buy me dinner first 

18. You have a pizza my heart 

19. I don’t want to taco bout it 

20. Because I spilled your coffee 

21. Because I’m hungry 

22. I think we’re UberEats main source of income 

23. For ordering food for me because I didn’t feel like doing it myself

24. Take your tip

25. Oops … out of cash 

26. That time I left a large group dinner without paying 

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Funny Venmo Captions for Rent

27. Trouble the owner for rent 

28. It’s that time of the month again … rent 

29. Rent in peace 

30. This month rent … did not forget 

31. Last month's rent :) 

32. I always pay rent on time 

33. Pay for luxury 

34. Pay roommate rent every month 

35. Yes, I did the final settlement 

36. Wait for this month’s budget issue 

37. Take your rentvance 

38. Cash loading … 

Funny Venmo Captions for Boyfriend or Girlfriend 

39. Deposit for our castle 

40. Try to be a nice girl 

41. Kissing lessons 

42. Try to be a nice guy 

43. Fees for lurking in my car for Tinder dates 

44. Put this transaction under private 

45. Advice for relationships 

46. No need to wait, take my money 

47. Ready for the Tinder date 

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48. Love wine or something gets it 

49. Gift for you

50. Paying for servant shoes 

51. Here's money so you can be romantic and surprise me with a date later this week

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Funny Venmo Captions for Birthday 

52. No need to wait, take my gift 

53. After the party, here in the hotel lobby

54. Birthday fee 

55. Birthday gift for you 

56. Best time for the party 

57. Enjoy fermented liquor at the bar 

58. Last call! 

59. Candy and bellyache 

60. High drinks time 

61. Super-lame birthday present 

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62. I use your Netflix account without your permission 

63. hey thanks for letting me borrow your hemorrhoid cream don’t worry I’ll put this transaction on private

64. Idk what to do with this and you won’t let me put it toward strippers so here grab yourself some chipotle and Trader Joes wine or something… love ya

65. For your French bread personal pizza I put in the oven last night then passed out 

66. That one shoe that got eaten by that one dog 

67. For popping the pimples on my back 

68. Small weiner contest winner

69. Reward for being favorite daughter 

70. For only streaming Taylor’s version 

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Sydney Taylor is a writer who focuses on News and Entertainment topics.