50 Funny Sassy Quotes For Your Next Selfie Instagram Caption

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Don't you hate when you can't decide on a good Instagram caption for that perfect selfie you can't wait to post? I don't know about you, but I love a sassy quote about girl empowerment like, " I don't need a man — I just need a man"... or maybe, "girls need a boost, women climb to the top on our own". Something along those lines is both sassy and strong — and as they say ... confidence is key!

Instagram is a platform a lot of people use to express themselves and show who they truly are (or at least who they want to be). Selfies are a chance to use social media for your own benefit, so why not have a trendy, sassy caption to catch your follower's attention when you've finally snapped that cute photo of yourself?

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When it comes to building a platform of dedicated followers, you definitely need to think about your captions. I'm sure a lot of us think about what selfies will get the most likes (even if we don't want to), so our captions not only improve the chances of getting likes, but also encourage people to follow us for more sassy advice.

Did you know that someone is more likely to like your photo based on your caption — even if you look cute in the pic or not? People love confidence, so using a good quote that shows how much you love yourself is only going to help you. No, I'm not saying to just start uploading un-post able photos, but there're a lot more to our Instagram posts than just looks. A sassy quote could change someone's whole perspective of your profile.

So if you need a few caption ideas, we've got you covered. We've gathered some new things to say under your photos that you likely haven't used before. Take a look at our favorite funny, sassy quotes you can use for your Instagram selfie captions.

1. Cocky or confident? You decide.

“I wish common sense was common.”

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2. Start with pleasing yourself.

“I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”

3. Basic isn't in your vocabulary.

“A sass a day keeps the basics away.”

4. No one wants to be average.

“Be savage, not average.”

5. Rock what you got.

“Crazy hair, don’t care.”

6. A little sass never hurt nobody.

“A sass a day keeps the basics away.”

7. Take advantage of now.

“Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

8. Au-Naturale.

“Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.”

9. This is a total mood!

“If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.”

10. The circle of life.

“Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”

11. No regrets.

“Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.”

12. Let it roll off your shoulder. You've got better things to do.

“I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.”

13. Just wait for karma — it's 10 times worse.

“I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

14. Remember to be courageous.

“Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”

15. Always be honest.

“I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest. It's not my fault that truth hurts. Here's a band-aid.”

16. No one's as unique as you.

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”

17. #Facts.

“If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

18. There's no better way to put it.

“Strong alone, unstoppable together.”

19. Don't let anyone take advantage of you.

“You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.”

20. Can't play a player.

“I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.”

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21. Aren't bad ideas fun?

“You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.”

22. Start being extra ridiculous.

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

23. Keep that circle small.

“My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”

24. Continue having a good heart.

“Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”

25. Just sayin'.

“I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

26. Don't burn yourself.

“I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.”

27. Your happiness matters most.

“If you’re honestly happy, f-ck what other people think.”

28. Sounds sassy.

“Life is a soup and you’re a fork, try drinking it now.”

29. Those extra-wild moments you keep secret.

“Some of the best moments in your life are those you can’t tell anyone about.”

30. My attitude is who I am.

“It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.”

31. Those sassy captions get you likes.

“People only like my Instagram selfies because I use sassy captions Ugh…”

32. You're even better than the dream.

“Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”

33. That's the way of life.

“Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”

34. So work harder!

“Dreams don’t work unless you do.”

35. Never sure what side of me you'll get, so beware.

“Sweet as sugar, cold as ice."

36. Stay a mystery.

“Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.”

37. Better watch out.

“Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream." — Taylor Swift

38. For when you're fed up with people.

“Oh darling, go buy a personality.”

39. You do what you want, when you want.

“I do a thing called what I want.”

40. Instructions aren't even enough.

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

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41. Cute and evil at the same time.

“Angel face, devil thoughts.”

42. You're your own person.

“I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.”

43. Don't sweat the small stuff.

“If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.”

44. Hey, a little makeup goes a long way. So does honesty.

“I did NOT wake up like this.”

45. Unpredictable keeps things exciting, right?

“Emotional some days, emotionless other days.”

46. Sass makes life interesting.

“Throw sass around like confetti.”

47. Always evolving, never regretting.

“Unapologetic in my evolution.”

48. You've got more than enough to spare.

“Take a ride on my energy.”

49. Being different is what you're going for.

“I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.”

50. Saved the best for last.

“You are either on my side, by my side, or in my f---ing way… choose wisely.”

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