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30 Sarcastic Quotes & Sassy Memes For You To Live By Every Single Day

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Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Life shouldn't be boring. Comedy and humor can not only help us get through difficult times in our lives, but they can also be a great source for words, smart-ass sayings and sarcastic quotes to live by. 

The funniest and most sassy quotes can be the coolest life mottos, reminding you to live unapologetically — hands down. 

They say laughter is the best medicine, right? Well, turns out, it can also be the best inspiration, too. From our favorite comedians and writers, to every corner of the internet, there's plenty of hilarious quotes for you to find inspiration from.

Another great thing about humor is that it can be used for every type of life scenario. From work situations to relationships, funny quotes make life a little more bearable.


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Another great thing about humor is that it can be used for every type of life scenario. From work situations to relationships, funny quotes make life a little more bearable. A good dose of humor can be a great kick in the butt to remind us of our worth and keep us positive through tough times.

Maybe you need a boost of confidence. Pick a funny life quote and say it to yourself whenever you're feeling down. Comedic quotes feel less like a lecture and more like something our friends would say to us.

Not everyone is good with the sweet and sappy quotes, and that's okay! That's why there are lists like this for the folks out there who need an uplifting, yet sassy and funny, life motto. 


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So, if you're in the market for some fabulous life inspiration, these 30 funny, sassy memes and sarcastic quotes to live by are right up your alley then. It's all about embracing who you are and how you want to live your life, and sometimes, a little funny can go a long way. 

Put them on your phone. Say them to yourself. Use them as often as need be. No joke! 


1. Say what you feel.

"I've reached that age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn't say that' to 'What the hell, let's see what happens.'" — Unknown


2. Forget the haters.

"If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, b-tch you are a fan." — Unknown


3. Start the day with confidence. 

"Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived." — Unknown


4. Keep 'em guessing.

"Sarchotic: When you're so sarcastic people aren't sure whether you're joking or whether you're just crazy." — Unknown


5. Keep it real. 

"I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today." — Unknown


6. Never do anything you don't want to do.

"Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in." — Unknown


7. Be a rebel. 

"Me after death: slams gates of Hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan. 'I'm home. What's the f-cking WiFi password?'" — Unknown


8. Don't let others take what's yours. 

"There's no 'we' in fries." — Unknown


9. Be nice to others. 

"Mom always said, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them." — Unknown


10. Look on the bright side.

"No matter how bad it gets, I'm always rich at the dollar store." — Unknown


11. Mind your health. 

"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough." — Unknown


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13. Be unforgettable.

"Be the reason someone smiles today...or the reason they drink. Whatever works." — Unknown


13. Sometimes you need to put people in their place. 

"When someone says 'Expect the unexpected,' slap them and say 'You didn't expect that, did you?'" — Unknown


14. You don't need a man in your life. 

"I don't care about my Prince Charming. Where the forest animals that clean?" — Unknown


15. Make sure you're prepared when it comes to parenting.

"Before having a kid, the most important thing to ask yourself is 'Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?'" — Unknown


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16. Don't be afraid to ask for help.

"I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think...I should have them do some stuff for me." — Unknown


17. Laughter is the best medicine.

"Remember if you can't say something nice...make it funny."  — Unknown


18. Don't concern yourself with other people's opinions on how to live your life. 

"If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth." — Unknown


19. Live life to the fullest.

"Spend your life doing strange things with weird people." — Unknown


20. Don't let others treat you badly. 

"People are a--holes. Just make sure you're not the toilet paper." — Unknown


21. Form your own path. 

"Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent." — Unknown


22. Make sure you get enough rest.

"Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm lock is the police." — Unknown


23. Life is short! Seize the day.

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." — Unknown


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24. Love yourself and what makes you unique.

"When someone makes fun of you for being short they're basically just saying that the worst thing about you is that there just isn't enough of you." — Unknown


25. Laugh at your exes.

"I don't have X's, I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?'" — Unknown


26. Perfection is boring. You are awesome just as you are. 

"Flawsome: (Adj.) An individual who embraces their 'flaws' and knows they're awesome regardless." — Unknown


27. Who knew "Baby Got Back" could also provide life lessons?

"Lesson one: only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie." — Unknown


28. Don't be afraid to stand out. 

"Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios."  — Unknown


29. Good point. Keep that chin up! 

"Keep your chin up...otherwise you are just looking at your boobs all day." — Unknown


30. Don't worry so much.

"When in doubt, remember FISH: F-ck it, sh-t happens." — Unknown


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If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.


Jill Zwarensteyn is a writer and Michigan native who covers trending topics, pop culture and astrology. When she's not writing for YourTango, she is also a travel blogger and actress.

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