6 Unoriginal Zodiac Signs That Steal The Ideas Of Others
Their original ideas just aren't good enough.
getty Memes get passed around and reposted ad infinitum. Who knows where the original meme came from? The meme gods, I suppose. Still, when a person posts a meme that they themselves didn't create, it's sort of known that the passing around of memes isn't considered stealing, it's more along the lines of sharing something that is available to the public, freely, and in no need of credit.
We're at this place now where we share the ideas of others, in the form of an internet meme, which gets passed around to millions of people, and then we get irate when someone shares something we ourselves stole freely from someone else. Humans, it's time to get a life, don't you think?
If we think about astrology, the zodiac signs who steal ideas from others aren't above this way of thinking. Humans like to steal. They like to get away with it. They like to take from others, and they don't like getting caught. They steal physical objects very joyously. They steal hearts. They steal lives. They steal time.
And one of the worst things a person can steal is an idea — someone else's idea. Intellectual property. Once stolen, it's never the same again. Some people go out of their way to steal the ideas of others.
1. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
If stealing ideas were the only thing you took freely, Aquarius, we'd all be in better shape. You're not just into the taking of ideas, you're into the taking of other people's mates, money, opportunities.
There is no one like you, Aquarius, when it comes to outright theft of property. You're the one who will forge another's signature if it served your purpose, and you are also the one who would willingly allow another to starve to death if it meant you had to admit you stole something. You are a vicious thief and you simply do not care who gets hurt in the process.
2. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
When you steal, Libra, you do it to fulfill something in yourself that cannot be created on your own. You are naturally less than talented in most departments, but that doesn't quell your desire to have beautiful things.
While you are incapable of making beauty or art, you are able to steal it from others. The artistic ideas of others are what you thrive on, and should you find yourself having to talk about beauty and art, you will always use the words and thoughts of another. That's what happens when you can't think for yourself, Libra.
3. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are so unoriginal that you desperately need to steal the ideas of others and regurgitate them as your own to show off. You'll rant and rave about politics and the world, but every word out of your mouth is just a rewrite on someone else's thoughts.
You don't speak unless someone else has said what you're about to say first.
4. LEO (July 23 - August 22)
You're under this impression that everything you do is golden, and that you're this golden child who can do no wrong. Which works well for you as you do wrong, and you do wrong all the time, Leo. Y
ou do wrong when you steal the ideas of others and pretend that you came up with that idea on your own. You only come up with original ideas when they revolve around you being worshipped, which no one ever wants to do, because you're obnoxious, a liar, and a known thief among your friends. No one trusts you, Leo.
5. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
While you might be a little bit more honest about stealing an idea from someone else, you are also one zillion percent adamant about not giving credit where credit is due. You love the spotlight and you love taking credit for all the kudos that stolen idea might bring you, but to name names, to actually praise the person who gave you that idea? Nah, that's not you, Scorpio.
You're the person who leaves a restaurant without tipping the server. Is that why you always keep your head down when leaving a restaurant? Ah, yeah. Now we know.
6. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
If there's an opening that makes you think you can steal and get away with it, you are in, like Flynn, Cancer. You are the thief of ideas and you are relentless about it. You don't give credit, you don't care, and you certainly have no interest in admitting to your theft.
You like to play the victim card when confronted, and, in truth, you bore people with your inability to be original or truthful.
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.