100 Funny Pick Up Lines To Use The Next Time You Flirt With Someone

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In a world of technology filled with dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, it's hard to imagine a time when people actually verbally asked one another out on dates.

Nowadays, you instantly have access to thousands of potential suitors with one small swipe of a finger. But is this really a good thing?

My personal Tinder experience has been nothing but a bunch of dead-beats and dead-ends. It seems like every guy I've talked to is looking for something casual. And even if they say they're looking for something more, it's typically a pick up line rather than a sincere statement.

Still, there's nothing I appreciate more than someone with a great sense of humor.

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Cheesy pick up lines tend to be absolutely ridiculous. We all know this, but it is true that sometimes the best way to connect with someone is to make them laugh.

Forget the dating apps! If you see someone who catches your eye, talk to them. Breaking the ice can be a little nerve-wracking and even difficult, but that's what pick up lines are for.

While they might be a little cheesy, these funny pick up lines will be sure to put a smile on their face.

100 Funny Pick Up Lines To Use When Flirting


1. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

2. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?

3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

4. Can you guess what my shirt is made out of? It's boyfriend material.

5. If you were words on a page, you would be what they call fine print.

6. Call me Q, because I need U next to me at all times.

7. I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. 

8. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

9. Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

10. My doctor says I could use more Vitamin U.

11. It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

12. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

13. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

14. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

15. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

16. Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

17. Has anyone told you today that you look beautiful? Well, let me be the first.

18. Is your face McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.

19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

20. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

21. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

22. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

23. I'm lost, can I have the directions to your heart?

24. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

25. You're so hot, you'd make Antarctica melt.

26. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

27. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

28. Is your name Daniel? Because DAMN.

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29. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

30. You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

31. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

32. Are you Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because you're a dime.

33. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

34. I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

35. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

36. Are you a professional boxer? Because you're a knockout.

37. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

38. The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.


39. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

40. Do you want to know what's on the menu? ME-N-U.

41. I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.

42. You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

43. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

44. I'm sorry were you talking to me? No? Well you should be.

45. Life without you is like a broken pencil — pointless.

46. Are you a beaver? Because DAM.

47. Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

48. I'd say "god bless you" but it looks like he already did.

49. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

50. Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

51. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you.

52. Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you.

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53. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

54. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

55. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

56. You're a 9/10 and I'm the 1 you need.

57. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

58. Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-rito.

59. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a 'cute-cumber.'

60. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running heaven?

61. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

62. I should call you Google because you have everything I'm searching for.

63. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

64. Are you Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

65. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

66. I'm Superman and you're my Kryptonite.

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67. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

68. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

69. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

70. You're so gneiss, I'd never take you for granite.

71. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

72. Can I follow you? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

73. If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.

74. Are you a Klondike bar? Because I'd do anything to get you.

75. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

76. I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

77. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

78. I don't have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?

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79. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

80. Are you a drummer? Because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

81. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

82. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

83. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

84. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox.

85. I think we'd go together like peanut butter and jelly.

86. Let me tie your shoes, I don't want you falling for anyone else.

87. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

88. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

89. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get.

90. I'm not an organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

91. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

92. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

93. You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.

94. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

95. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

96. Hi, I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

97. I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

98. You're so cute that you made me forget my pick up line.

99. I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

100. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Caroline Grossman is a writer who covers astrology, pop culture and relationships.