40 Magical Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Calling all Potterheads!

40 Magical Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

So you have a crush who likes Harry Potter? We’ve got the perfect Harry Potter pick up lines for you to use on them! 

Any true fan of the Harry Potter books and films is sure to love the funny and romantic witty lines you’ve got in store. 

Not only will these pick up lines touch their Potterhead heart, but they will appreciate your knowledge on one of the most popular series. 

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Here are 40 of the most magical Harry Potter pick up lines. 

1. Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

2. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

3. Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.


4. You may be a muggle but that body is magical! 

5. Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me. 

6. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky! 

7. Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner? 

8. What do you say we disapparate out of here?

9. I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

10. You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

11. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

12. Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work! 

13. We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming! 


14. I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

15. The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.

16. Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

17. I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one. 

18. You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.


19. Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

20. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. 

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21. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! 

22. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. 


23. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. 

24. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. 

25. Without you, I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. 

26. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

27. Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop-dead gorgeous. 

28. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming. 

29. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. 

30. You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement. 

31. Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind-blowing? 


32. You can have the portkey to my heart. 

33. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you! 

34. Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 


35. You don't have to say "Lumos" to light up my world.

36. Do you have a warming charm on or are you just that hot?

37. Is someone sitting here? Mind if I Slytherin?

38. You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.

39. Can I Weasley my way into your heart?

40. You don’t have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!


Now that you’ve been given some Harry Potter pick up lines to choose from, you can officially get to flirting. 

The hope is that your crush will love you as much as they (and you) love Harry Potter. 

It might not be real magic, but these pick up lines come pretty close to it, connecting Potterheads in the best way possible — love. 

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Isabella Pacinelli is a writer who covers relationship, self-love, spirituality, and entertainment topics.