100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

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It takes the stress off a guy trying to talk to a girl, breaks the ice a little, and reels the girl in — pick up lines are great for getting someone to give you a shot when they don’t have much else to go off of.

Hopefully they’ll get you her number at the bare minimum, amirite?

A good cheesy pick up line is like having the perfect wingman — you just know you’re going to seal the deal.

That is, if you get all the way through it without screwing up the punch line. If you can do it right, it's guaranteed to get her to at least pay attention to you for a few crucial moments.

But what happens when those sexy and sweet pick up lines turn into corny and cheesy pick up lines you’d find in a bad 80’s chick flick?

Well, you’d think it might all go downhill from there, but it might actually be just what you need.

Think about it, they’re sure to get a good laugh out of her. And if you’ve got her laughing, then odds are you’re doing something right.

Besides, if she finds your cheesy pick up lines dumber than they are funny, she probably isn’t a keeper anyway. 

Pick up lines are supposed to be fun! Nobody is really supposed to take them too seriously in the first place. 

You’ve got to start somewhere, and chances are a good cheesy pick up line is just the way to do it.

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Looking for some ideas? Or just a laugh to brighten your day?

Check out the best cheesy pick up lines below — I dare you not to laugh.

1. "You must be a banana because I find you a peeling."

2. "On a scale from 1 to 10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need."

3. "You can call me Nemo because I'm never afraid to touch the butt."

4. "I might as well call you 'Google' because you're everything I've been searching for."

5. "Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala fications."

6. "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

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7. "Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."

 

8. "Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?"

 

9. "Your hand looks heavy let me hold that for you."

10. "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

 

11. "Roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better."

12. "I'd offer you a cigarette but you're already smoking hot."

13. "You better call life alert because I've fallen for you and I can't get up."

14. "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

15. "Is your name wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

16. "If you were a fruit you'd be a fine apple."

17. "You are the Obi-Wan for me."

 

18. "Do you have a name? Or could I call you mine?"

19. "Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else."

 

20. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

 

21.  "If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

 

22.  "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

 

23. "Good thing I brought my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

 

24. "Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you."

 

25. "Feel my shirt...it's made of boyfriend material."

 

26.  "You must be tired from running through my mind all day."

 

27. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

 

28. “Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”

 

29. "We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair."

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30. "If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

 

31.  "Do you like raisins? How about a date?"

 

32. "Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest."

 

33. "Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet!"

 

34.  "Are you a beaver? Cause damn!"

 

35. "You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you."

 

36. "Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more."

 

37. "If you were a chicken you'd be impeccable."

 

38. "My phone is broken. It's missing your number."

 

39. "Your body is 70 percent water...and I'm thirsty."

 

40. "Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"

 

41. "The doctor said I'm sick because I'm lacking Vitamin U."

 

42. "I must be in a museum because you are truly a work of art."

 

43. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see."

 

44. "I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."

 

45. "Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!"

 

46. "I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it."

 

47. "Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless."

 

48. "Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

 

49. "Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

 

50.  "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber."

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51. "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

 

52. "If you were coffee, you'd be a macciHOTo."

 

53. "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

 

54. "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!"

 

55. "I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks."

 

56. "I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?"

 

57. "Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future."

 

58. "I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world."

 

59. "I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart."

60. "Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight."

 

61. "You look so familiar...didn't we have a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."

 

62. "Your dad must be a grill master because you are sizzling."

 

63. "I'm learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?"

 

64. "Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

 

65. "Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."

 

66. "If you were a Dr. Seuss book, you'd be Green Eggs and Damn."

 

67. "Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right."

 

68. "I'm changing my name to Uncle Sam. Because I want you."

 

69. "You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked into the bar."

 

70.

"Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other."

 

71. "You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge."

 

72. "Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

 

73. "If you were a triangle you'd be acute one!"

 

74. "Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.”

 

75. "Besides being super hot, what else do you do for a living?"

 

76. "Know what’s on the menu? Me’N’U."

 

77. "Excuse me, would you like some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line?"

 

78. “I'm a firm believer in the idea that you get what you give... so here’s my number.”

 

79. "Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together some time."

 

80. "Is your name Earl Grey? Because you are a hot-tea!"

 

81. "You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we’re a match."

82. "You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?"

83. "'Excuse me, I think I dropped something...my jaw."

84. "Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging you."

85. "Want to go half on a baby?"

86. "I thought happiness started with H but mine starts with U."

87. "Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you are looking like a snack!"

88. "Are you exercise? Because you are breathtaking."

89. "You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line."

90. "If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous."

91. "I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!"

92. "Hi, I'm Mr. Right — I heard you were looking for me."

93. "Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get."

94. "Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper."

95. "Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend/partner."

96. "Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me."

97. "If you were ground coffee, you'd be espresso cause you're so fine."

98. "If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!"

99. "Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!"

100. "I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?"

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Madelyn Rennie is a frequent contributor to YourTango.