11 Of The Funniest Quotes From Celebrities On The Topic Of Sex

Sex. It seems like it’s everywhere nowadays, doesn't it? I mean, everyone is talking about it — your friends, your favorite celebrities, singers, and songwriters. It’s all over television and it's certainly all over the internet.

Some people are totally open to embracing the topic and sharing sex advice at the drop of a hat, while other people naturally shy away from it a bit more. But in the end, it’s nearly impossible to escape it.

Since it seems like a hard topic to avoid, maybe we should just embrace it instead? That seems like a good idea to me. I mean, sex is a natural thing after all. And you’re supposed to be able to enjoy it and even laugh about it sometimes.

Sure sometimes it's super awkward, like when one of you blurts out those three little words for the first time. But those awkward moments are even more reason to find the humor in sex and be able to laugh about it sometimes. 

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That's what these celebrities do, and they do it in the best way possible, with humor! Sex can be so many things, but a lot of people approach conversations about it with nothing but seriousness. It’s only healthy to be able to joke about it.

We should take a note from some of our favorite celebrities and laugh a little bit about the topic. Not sure exactly how to do that? Still feel a little uncomfortable about the idea of mixing humor and sex?

Continue reading for 11 of the funniest quotes about sex from a variety of celebrities to get an idea of what we’re talking about. If they can mix sex and humor in such a funny way in front of the world, you can do it too!

If you’re looking for a little inspiration, we’ve got the best quotes to share and savor. For quotes from the most inspiring celebsactivists, and poets, look no further! You might even find the quote that motivates the best parts of your life (and love!) forever.

Not entirely true

Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." Frank Zappa

You don't need a reason

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Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer." Woody Allen

Fun for everyone

Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing." - Woody Allen

The difference between men and women

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Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

Dessert is served

Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'till you both get your cookie." Alec Baldwin

Adele knows what's important

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Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"I would lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't." Adele

That's one way to appreciate your art

Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"I do think about how many people have had sex to my music. And how many babies have been made to  'Jealous.' It's a good tempo for sex." - Nick Jonas

Thank God

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Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." John Waters

She recommends drinking

Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"If sex is off the table [on a date] and you're, like, 'Let's try and get to know each other,' I would recommend drinking, highly." Anna Kendrick

No such thing as too much of a good thing

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Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"Sex is like money; only too much is enough." John Updike

What really excites us

Funny Sex Quotes From Celebrities

"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." - Betty Friedan