The Raunchiest Thing You'll Do In Bed, According To Your Zodiac Sign

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Now, that's how you get your freak on!

What happens in the bedroom, club bathroom or your car stays there, right? You can express your raunchy side whenever and wherever you want, and no one (that you don’t want to know about it) needs to be any wiser.

We all have a sexy, dirty, raunchy side to us, and we all have limits. What is enjoyable to you might be horrifying to your best friend, but all that matters is that you like it and that no one gets hurt (or arrested).

When you express the part of you that isn’t obvious for the world to see, you free yourself up.

It’s fun to push your own limits and the limits that society thinks are okay, and it’s far better to explore what those limits are in a safe environment than it is to lock them away in your psyche and punish yourself for even thinking them.

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For some people, the dirtier, freakier sex, the better — no vanilla sex for them — while others may find that sex outside of the bedroom is daring enough. When you expand your boundaries, it’s okay if it feels a little risqué or dangerous, but it shouldn’t be to the point where you feel unsafe... and not in a good way.

There are a ton of different types of fetishes and you may have one or a combination of them, or maybe even the idea of a fetish turns you off. If something isn’t your thing, then move on and try to find what does turn you on but don’t judge others who enjoy something that you find weird, disgusting or harmful to living beings.

If you need permission or confirmation to express your dirty side, let astrology help. Here's what your zodiac sign is like in bed and the raunchiest thing you'll do.

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
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You like to horse around and I don't mean acting like juveniles — I mean pony play. You'll dress up as a horse (complete with a bit, saddle, and hoof gloves) and have your owner ride you or just lead you around. You neigh and whinny just like any other horse and you enjoy eating apples and carrots. This fetish has elements of BDSM especially as far as the equipment — restraints, gags and also submission and dominance. 


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TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
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You'd be surprised at how anal people can be with scat play. Not only do they put plastic on every conceivable surface, they keep their feces in plastic containers. This fetish often involves playing with excrement, smearing it on someone or using them as a toilet.

You like to get down and dirty — literally. While some people find this disgusting, for others it can be exciting and fun as long as you proceed cautiously and use latex gloves, plastic wrap, dental dams and that you wash using soap before and after sex. Eating feces isn't recommended as it can lead to disease and sickness.


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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
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You're all about the dirty talk — speaking it and hearing it. You love to eavesdrop on other people having sex and you also enjoy saying very dirty and shocking things to your partner. You could work as a sex operator, no problem. I don't know if porn movie dubbing is a thing, but if it is you'd be incredible at it. Sounds and naughty words get you off easily and your ability to go from talking about ideas to talking about what your vagina feels like is amazing.


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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
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You like your deviance family style — that is, you enjoy calling your partner Daddy and being Daddy's little girl, or you like to play mommy to a man dressed as a baby. You think it's hot to perform incestuous roleplay. However, this is fantasy role play, so you don't really want to have sex with your parent or child; it's just the thought of such a taboo thing that you find exciting.


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LEO (July 23 - August 22)
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Webcam performing was made for you. You get to be front and center and have all eyes on you while you touch yourself and masturbate. There is nothing more exciting for you. Amateur porn is fun too, but then you have to share the spotlight, which makes it less enjoyable. 


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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
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You like to be verbally abused. Verbal humiliation a mild form of BDSM; you don't get physically hurt but you are dominated by someone using negative language and hurtful words. Verbal humiliation doesn't have to be administered in person; the abuser can just as easily text, "I would love to punch you in your stupid face," as easily as saying it.


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LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
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You're more about variety than anything really extreme. You're okay with multiple partners, dressing up, and accepting other people's fetishes, but you don't get that freaky. You have a healthy sexual appetite but you don't like conflict, you don't enjoy pain, and you don't want to expend any extra energy cleaning up a mess.


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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
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You will go for the extreme sensations. You like to be blindfolded (so you don't know what's coming) and have hot wax or ice placed on a sensitive body part. Anything half way or lukewarm doesn't do anything for you because you want to really feel it. You can take pain but you'd rather administer it.


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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
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You want to have fun in bed and laugh, so you're into things like tickle play and dressing as a clown. You don't care if it gets messy with a pie in the face; you want sex to not only get you off but make you laugh until you cry. 


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CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
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You enjoy being in control, so it's not a surprise that you enjoy pegging. Pegging is when a woman wears a strap-on and penetrates a man. She regulates the speed and force of the penetration and she's the one charge of her partner's pleasure.


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AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
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You'll try anything that's new and different, from erotic electrostimulation to any new sex toy, gadget, or device. If it doesn't keep your interest, you're on to the next and if you get bored by that, you'll just invent your own. Inventiveness plus sexual curiosity can lead to some fantastic inventions.


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PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
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It's not unheard of for a Pisces to hire a professional for their sexual needs, whether it's a sex surrogate, a Dominatrix or a prostitute, you'd rather be with someone who can give you what you need without any kind of emotional complications. That's not to say that you don't get attached and want them to think of you as more than a customer because you absolutely do.


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