25 Funny Tina Fey Quotes Remind Us Why B*tches Get Things DONE

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Well WHAT can we POSSIBLY say about Tina Fey? Admittedly, I am one of the many who did not know her real name, which is Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey. (Who knew?!)

She is a fierce AF woman of a multitude of talents that include acting, writing, producing, and being a damn good comedian. She is best known for her sketch work on Saturday Night Live and ultimately, for her impressions. 

More specifically, people often associate her with her inexplicably spot-on impersonation of former Alaskan governor and 2008 Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.


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Fey worked her way from the Chicago-based improvisational comedy group The Second City, to SNL as a writer. Later, she would go on to perform in the sketches and be the head anchor on the segment on SNL known as "Weekend Update." 

The Pennsylvania native was a rising star from the time she was young, and has tickled our hearts while simultaneously making our mouths hurt from smiling and laughing so much.

She's a strong, funny comedian whose words will continue to resonate with us for years to come. With that said, here are 25 of our favorite quotes, as said by the queen herself.

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"Say Yes. You'll figure it out afterward." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"I say if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"Know what? Bitches get shit done." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"'Blorft' is an adjective I just made up that means completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum. I have been Blorft every day for the past seven years." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"If I have to listen to one more grey faced man with a $2 hair cut explain to me what rape is, I'm going to lose my mind." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"Photoshop is just like makeup. when it's well done you look great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"The definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"Amy Poehler made it clear that she wasn't there to be cute. She wasn't there to play wives or girlfriends in the boys' scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live tv." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"What turning forty means to me- I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that, but now I do." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"No other formula gives your baby a better start at life except that stuff that comes out of you for free." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a socialist." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"You must not look into that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet. For today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams." — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Comedian Funny Quotes

"I was wearing my best gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians. So yea, I was pretty cool." — Tina Fey