15 Ways To Say "I Love You" Using Only Emojis

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You can also say a few dirty things, too... *wink*

Effective communication nowadays is pretty damn good. You can order a pizza without talking to someone. You can bail on dinner without catching the disappointed guilt trip of someone's voice. And you can tell that special someone what you think of her/what you want to do to him without your officemates knowing a thing.

Sure, we could do something similar with pager codes in the '90s but people thought were drug dealers or worse, surgeons. {Shiver.}

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But it all got a little boring. Where's the imagination in "k luv u 2, babe"? Well, some genius invented emojis (I think it was Phil Emoji but I'm not sure) and now we can sum up our exact feelings with the help of an anthropomorphic cat in a few easy clicks. Sigh.

And even now that's gotten a touch stale. So, let's mix it up.

Here are 15 ways to tell your boo 'I love you' (or other stuff) using (mostly) just emojis available on your iPhone.

You're welcome. 

"I love you."
Yes, female sheep (ewes) do not have horns but you get the point.
"Te quiero."
This one is for you Spanish speakers. Oh, and that's not coffee, it's tea.
"I love you"
Oldie but goodie. The beeper code for "I love you" was "143," the amount of letters in each word.
"I'm bananas for you."
You see there's 4 "U"s and, um, bananas.
"You're OK in my book."
The book is mine and "UR OK" is in that book.

"I love you."
This one doesn't take much explanation.
"I love you."
I don't have to explain this one to you. Or anyone else for that matter.
"Kisses to you."
There's the guy kissing. There's the number "two" made with fingers. Then there's the guy pointing at you.
"Checking you out."
There's a check mark plus "i" and "ng." And there's a guy pointing at you and a guy doing the international symbol for out. (These can't all be great.)
"I'm sweet on you.
It's a u-shape made out of sweets. And, yes, I was born in the 40s.
"Please be horny.
The hands are praying. There's a bee. Then there's a horn and the letter "E." (These really only get better from here.)
"I would die for you."
A tree is made of? Wood. There are dice. And then there's "U." I was channeling Prince a little on this one, bae.
"I'm gonna french your...
The eyes are back plus a gun attached to the letter "A." The French flag. And a smiling kitty. (This has hit a new low.)
"I'd bone us.
While some sort of meat is involved in the middle one, it's mostly a bone. And that brings us to the "U.S." flag. (I'm really trying my best here.)
"Sweet boobs, honey.
You have sweets. And a guy saying "boo." And after a while a honey pot. (I'm so so sorry.)