18 Funny Love Quotes For The Most UN-Romantic Men

Funny unromantic love quotes for him
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Romance for the un-romantic.

Romance doesn't always come easy for people. Some men try to shrug off the fact that they aren't romantic by being silly or cheesy so that it sounds like they are being romantic ... up until they make a joke to lighten the mood.

Being able to expose yourself enough to find someone special and fall in love can be hard, but it isn't impossible. Sometimes, the best advice someone can give you is simply to be yourself.


That way, your significant other knows the type of person you are from the beginning.

Because you shouldn't have to trick yourself into being romantic if you really are just an un-romantic guy. Why try to be someone you're not? Surely that can't get you very far in life.

It can be difficult to accept that you are an un-romantic man, especially if you want to be for your significant other.

Try as you might, you just can't seem to find words to express your feelings without sounding incredibly fake or over the top. Learning to embrace your not-so-romantic personality can take time, but the best way to do it is by focusing on your other strengths.

Can you make her toes curl in bed? Maybe you can make AMAZING waffles for breakfast.


Remember that your partner fell in love with you for a reason ... And maybe that reason was because of your awesome cooking skills or it could be because you are not a romantic man, not in spite of it.

For all of those men who feel like they need some help finding the perfect, UN-romantic thing to say to their sweethearts — or for those women who don't know what to say to their guy without totally freaking him out — here are some love quotes that will make you look like a total rock star.

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.


"If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you, people would be like 'What're you doing with all those nickels? That's too many nickels.' And they would be wrong."

"You'll do. It's a bit late to swap you out now."

"I love your scruffy face. It saves me from a lot of money on exfoliating products ... so thanks."

"If you were a president you would be Babe-raham Lincoln."

"I'd shave my legs for you."

"You are the sun, the moon, the stars ... all that good shit."

"Buy me pizza and tell me you love me."

"I'd let you see my browser history."

"Sugar, how you get so fly?"

"That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, 'OH CRAP.'"

"You're an idiot. The good kind, though."

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"You annoy me more than anyone in the world and I want to spend every irritating minute with you."

"Are you a dementor? 'Cause you take my breath away."

"I promise to love you ... even when you get old and fat."

"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."

"You repulse me the least."

"I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger."

"My best love was chocolate. Then you came around."