This Guy Broke His Penis During Sex And The Pics Are HORRIFYING

I am going to warn you right now that if you are eating, to go ahead and stop doing that right now. 

If you are eating a sausage, hotdog, banana, or anything else that is shaped like a penis, that goes DOUBLE, do you here me? 

As women, we are lucky to have genitalia that is by and large kept inside our bodies. Men, however, aren't as lucky. Sure this means they get to pee standing up, but it also means that they have to worry about stuff like breaking their penis. 

That's right, a broken penis is a very real condition and it happens to folks who, believe it or not, are not Dennis Rodman. 

I know, it took me some time to get over too.

Please meet Steven Horden and Kiera Diss. 

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Charming couple, right? Steven is a bricklayer and he and Kiera have recently started talking about having some kids. 

But their plans to procreate have been put on hold because Steve snapped his penis in half way having doggy style sex with Kiera. 

A penis can break even though it doesn't have a bone. When the tubes inside a penis responsible for making it get erect are damaged during sex, this is called a penile fracture. 

Steven's penis was so bruised and twisted and swollen that he had to have an emergency circumcision! The doctors also had to insert a catheter into his penis. 

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It doesn't matter how big your penis is if said penis is totally broken. Ouch. 

While Steven was worried about his fertility (doctors say its going to be a game of wait and see) he was NOT worried about sharing the photographs of his mangled penis with the world at large. 

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If you want to seem them in all their graphic glory, here's the link. 

But I will warn you that before you do you need to know that you are about to see the world's saddest elephant trunk. It's like the elephant got in a bar fight and wound up with a bloody nose. 

It's not cute. 

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Getting PMS may suck, but I'll take having to wolf down Advil once a month over a snapped circumcised penis any day of the week. 

Kiera is still with Steven because the idea of leaving a man whose penis snapped while having sex with your vagina is maybe the cruelest thing a woman could possibly do. 

JK, JK, they are together they are still very much in love. Clearly their sex life is off the chain if a session of doggy style sex led to this level of injury. 

The doctors told Steven to wait at least six weeks before trying sex again, but, eager to get back on the horse (by horse I mean Kiera's vagina) Steven tried to have sex earlier and SURPRISE, it was exceptionally painful and did not work. 

Let this be a lesson to men with penises everywhere: Doggy style is not a joke. Be careful about which angles you're having sex in and just how much pressure you're putting on your penis. Also please stop sharing photos of your damaged penis on the internet.