10 Celebrity Men Who Are Known For Having Small Penises

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Say what you want about the "motion of the ocean," but when it comes to the size of a celebrity penis, bigger is usually better. (Just ask these famous fellas!)

However, having a small penis doesn't necessarily doom a man to a lame sex life. In fact, according to NY Post, one of the world's most swaggering lady-killers, Mick Jagger, was totally called out by his band-mate Keith Richards for having a "tiny dodger." (That would be slang for a "small penis," for those of us not fluent in Cockney.)

Surprisingly, Mick isn't the only guy in Hollywood walking around with a small penis (yep, plenty of small penises to go 'round).

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Below are 10 celebrity men known for having small penises. 

1. Brad Pitt

Say, it ain't so!? Does Brad Pitt really have a small penis? 

According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part.

Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car.

But that's most definitely some type of joke (er, misunderstanding?), right? Right?!?!?

2. Jude Law

Thanks to the work of one sneaky paparazzo back in 2005, we didn't have to rely on hearsay to determine whether or not Jude Law's penis is small after catching a glimpse.

Thanks to those NSFW photos that surfaced, we were able to evaluate Jude's penis size for ourselves.

3. Shia LaBeouf

Even if Shia LaBeouf hadn't admitted to Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed," we probably would have figured it out on our own.

No man who wears a large size condom would have thrown a cup of coffee at a photographer on the street and then run away without explanation.

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4. Jon Gosselin

Beware of the scorned ex-girlfriend, ye men of small penises!

Jon Gosselin's ex, Hailey Glassman, got back at him by telling the whole world what Kate Gosselin already knew: that Jon's penis was "tiny, tiny, tiny!"

Although, Kate was slightly more generous when she referred to her ex's penis as "stubby."

Ohh the things we women do to stroke a man's ego — no matter how small.

5. Daniel Craig

According to Daniel Craig himself, he used a penis "stunt double" for his nude scenes in "Casino Royale".

Did his real-life penis not measure up to the "James Bond" ideal?

6. Enrique Iglesias

Singer Enrique Iglesias has admitted to having a small penis many times. Even once telling a fan, "What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious."

He has also previously revealed that he wants to increase the size of his manhood .He said: "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small. I can never find extra-small condoms."

But he has also claimed he was joking — so, is he big or small?

We guess only his girlfriend Anna Kournikova knows the true size of Enrique's penis.

7. Eminem

Although Em may rap as well as any other well-known rapper, evidently, he has a small penis.

"He's not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," ranted his ex-wife Kim Mathers.

8. Nick Lachey 

Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night.

In 2006 (following their split) she revealed, "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

9. Ashton Kutcher

Back in 2008 on the Letterman show, the late Brittany Murphy joked about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher and his (now) ex-wife Demi Moore, saying, "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter, and to her size doesn't matter."

Kutcher never denied (or rebutted) the accusations — gotta say — we admire his confidence. And ugh... class. 

10. Daniel Radcliffe 

Apparently, not even the likes of a Hogwart's wizard has enough talent to fix a major (or minor) problem like this — so it may come as a surprise that our favorite Hogwart's star was forced to, sadly, blame his small penis on "shrinkage" upon shooting full frontal for Equus.

He first compared himself to a hamster when his very unhorse-like manhood became the subject of chatter after he appeared naked onstage in the play, later he compared himself to Michelangelo's David.

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