How To Masturbate In A Bathtub For The Best Wet Orgasms Ever

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My favorite place to masturbate is in the bathtub. Hands down. It's produced the best wet orgasms I've ever had to date.

I bet you're super glad you know that now. Whatever, it's not like you're surprised I'm sharing. I've also pooped today, maybe I will write about that (but probably not).

Back to the issue at hand: The orgasmic delights of learning how to masturbate in the bath.

I leap into those steaming suds and my goodness — the wet orgasms that unfold once I've returned to this, the slipperiest of elements.

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For seven years I went without a bathtub. I call these the dark ages, a joke that kind of hurts my Hitachi's feelings, but whatever, it's the truth. I still masturbated, and I still had wild orgasms, but something was missing.

Now that I've got a tub in my life once more, I've been more than making up for lost time.

If you don't understand the appeal of a bathtub masturbation session, allow me to break down how to add the sensual elements to bring yourself to self-love heaven and have the best wet orgasm of your life.

Here are 7 tips for women on how to masturbate in the bath.

1. Add bubbles

I don't know why I find all of that foam so seductive but I absolutely do. A pleasant scent, and foamy temporary pasties get me immediately in the mood to get down.

Getting dirty while getting clean is the absolute best.

2. Use the shower head

Hello, I'd like to introduce you to your best friend, the detachable shower head. It's like a vibrator that's permanently installed in your bathroom.

Using it as your own pleasure pet, experimenting with different speeds and temperatures? The best.

3. Use the faucet (down there)

If you're a true pillow princess, the running bath faucet is your best friend.

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Position yourself beneath the stream and let the weight of the falling water do all of the work.

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4. Enjoy the feeling of weightlessness

There's something deeply erotic about feeling like you're floating in space. You feel safe, secure and utter transported. It doesn't get hotter than that.

5. Enjoy the sensation of your wet skin

In the bathtub the feeling of your entire body is different. It's still yours, but it's also foreign and begging to be explored.

Spending time gently teasing yourself in the tub is the hottest way to ensure a steaming hot orgasm.

6. Enjoy waterproof sex toys

You know what are adorable? Waterproof vibrators, you guys!

Quack, quack indeed.

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7. Treat yourself like you're on a mini vacation

The minute you close the door, get the music playing, and get the bubbles flowing you are utterly transported. It's like a spa vacation, or like a spa vacation you might see in a porno and you are the star.

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Rebecca Jane Stokes s a writer living in Brooklyn, New York with her cat, Batman. For more of her work, check out her Tumblr.