7 BRUTAL Truths About Having Sex With A Pisces (As Written By One)

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Love, Zodiac

Short answer: your fantasies become reality.

In a world where a lot of us gals are in a "no pregnancy for me" artificial hormone daze, searching desperately for our trusty libidos, it’s easy to forget about what turns us on let alone how our zodiac sign affects our sexy time.

I'll be honest and say I never really thought about that correlation. But duh! Of course my creative, hypersensitive and daydreaming Piscean ways affect my sexy time. OF. COURSE.

Our zodiac signs reflect our dominant traits, personalities, and weaknesses. Although you may share similar traits and weaknesses with other zodiac signs, each sign displays and deals with these traits and weaknesses in their own unique ways. There is no one way to approach a situation and most definitely no one way to approach sex.

But because I didn’t know much beyond my own personal taste and experiences, I did a little digging on the Pisces sign and what Pisceans generally bring to the figurative hot sex table. Surprisingly, I think my findings are quite accurate and #relatable for all my fellow fish out there.

Sadly, however, we do have some not-so-pleasant traits that affect how we perform in the bedroom. We can be oversensitive, indecisive, and self-pitying. We take it to heart if we can't please you, both in bed and out of it. This is where our positive traits come in to make up for our negative traits.

Pisceans such as myself are not only described as super-romantic and passionate, we are also compassionate, imaginative, and devoted. Basically, we can pay attention to your wants and needs, and we're up for trying anything new in bed that pleases you. We strive to make sure that you are enjoying yourself in the before, during, and aftermath of sex.

To sum it up, sex with a Pisces is a romantic, passionate, and adventurous affair. You don't want to miss it! Here are seven brutal truths about having hot sex with a Pisces:

1. Pisces can feel what you need — intuitively.
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Let's be real: anyone born between February 20 and March 20 has a fierce intuition. Like, really fierce. An intuition ready to know exactly what you want, when you want it and how you want it. I mean, do you really need to know more?

2. Pisces aim to please and are quite selfless in bed.
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Pisces WANT to follow their intuition to please you because that is a turn-on. Your pleasure is just what a Pisces needs to feel satisfied. Selfless? Check!

3. Pisces women, specifically, are SUPER-feminine and seductive.
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If you like your ladies feminine and subtly seductive, then the Pisces woman was made for you. Maybe it’s her glossy, almost watering eyes? Or the fact that she oozes creativity, spirituality, and compassion. Either way, like I said, seductive.

4. Pisces can get into role-play.
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Pisces women generally like a little dominant/submissive action (NOT Fifty Shades style, but, you know, like sexy nurse/doctor). All that natural creativity has to be expressed somehow, right? Pisceans spend a lot of time daydreaming, so acting out fantasies is GOLD.

5. Pisces and tantric sex go hand-in-hand.
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Where's that Kama Sutra book when you need it? Tantric sex is right up the Pisces' ally, whether your fish is aware of it or not. The spiritual and sensitive Piscean soul is naturally good at this mindful sex practice.

6. Pisces tend to get lost in their thoughts during sex.
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Oops! It's not that your Pisces isn't feeling your sexy vibes; it's just that sometimes Pisceans like to add a little extra oompf to sexy time by daydreaming about their wildest fantasies. Don't worry, it's actually making things HOTTER.

7. Pisces can get a bit feet freaky.
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The weakest part of a Pisces' body is the feet — fish sign, remember? — so Pisceans love a good foot rub. Some take it a few steps further and actually have a foot fetish. I personally hate feet, but I wouldn't mind a rub if I can look away. Don't ask me to rub your feet, though... ew!