75 Halloween Instagram Captions So Clever It's Frightening

"I’m here for the boos."

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Spooky season is upon us, and that means funny Halloween memes and your friends' pictures of ghosts, pumpkins, and Halloween costumes will soon pop up on your social media feed — if they haven't already!

If you're itching to post a spook-tacular picture, use our picks of the best Halloween Instagram captions to help you capture the Halloween spirit.

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Funny Halloween captions

1. You look better with the mask on.

2. I can't be held responsible for stolen candy.

3. Oh! I’m so sorry ... I thought that was your costume.

4. If the broom fits, fly it.

5. Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

6. This is where the magic happens.

7. I don't celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.

8. New face, who 'dis?

9. Extreme makeover.

10. A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

11. This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.

12. Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.

13. Straight Outta Salem

14. Drop dead gorgeous.

15. Bite me.

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Halloween captions from movies

16. "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" — Hocus Pocus

17. "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." — Beetlejuice

18. "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." — Halloween

19. "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

20. "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey." — Rocky Horror Picture Show

21. “My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage." — Practical Magic

22. "Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job." — The Addams Family

23. “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” — Scream

24. "Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any." — Corpse Bride

25. "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." — Halloweentown

26. "I see dead people." — The Sixth Sense

27. "Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep." — A Nightmare On Elm Street

28. “It's alive!” — Frankenstein

29. “The blood is life.” — Bram Stoker’s Dracula

30. “When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” — Dawn of the Dead

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Instagram captions from Halloween song lyrics

31. "Who you gonna call?" — Ray Parker Jr., "Ghostbusters"

32. "I'm on the highway to hell." — AC/DC, "Highway to Hell"

33. “When you believe in things that you don't understand, then you suffer." — Stevie Wonder, "Superstition"

34. "Every little thing she does is magic." — The Police, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

35. "I always feel like somebody's watching me." — Rockwell, "Somebody's Watching Me"

36. “I’m just a dead man crawling tonight.” — 5 Seconds of Summer, “Youngblood”

37. "Honey, I rose up from the dead; I do it all the time." — Taylor Swift, “Look What You Made Me Do”

38. "'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try." — Michael Jackson, “Thriller”

39. "Then when I'm thirsty I drink their blood." — Kesha, “Cannibal”

40. "I've been down the darkest alleys / Saw the dark side of the moon / To get to you, to get to you / I've been running through the jungle / I've been crying with the wolves / To get to you.” — Selena Gomez & Marshmello, “Wolves”

41. “Off with your head / Dance 'til you're dead” — Yeah Yeah Yeahs, “Heads Will Roll”

42. “It's a dead man's party who could ask for more? Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door” — Oingo Boingo, “Dead Man’s Party”

43. “In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt, I'm after you / Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd / And I'm hungry like the wolf.” — Duran Duran, “Hungry Like the Wolf"

44. “I put a spell on you / Because you're mine” — Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, “I Put a Spell on You”

45. “He's gone when I'm awake but he shows up when I'm sleep I can't believe that there's a nightmare; on my street!” — DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, “A Nightmare on My Street"

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Halloween quotes to use as Instagram captions

46. "On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be." — Ava Dellaria

47. "Double, double toil, and trouble.” — William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

48. "Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween's upon us now." — Richelle E. Goodrich

49. "Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story." — Mason Cooley

50. "Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." — Steve Almond

51. “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.

52. “Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.” — Edgar Allan Poe, “The Raven”

53. “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’” — Dexter Kozen

54. “It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.” — Vincent Price

55. “Darkness falls across the land, The Midnight Hour is close at hand.” — Rodney Lynn Temperton

56. “The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” — Eden Phillpots

57. “Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows' Eve.” — Ray Bradbury

58. “For a witch, you certainly don't know much about how hauntings work.” — Collen Houck

59. “The world turned upside down — in a good way — for one black velvet night.” — Karen Fortunati

60. “Halloween is opportunity to be really creative.” — Judy Gold

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Cute and punny Halloween captions

61. I’m here for the boos.

62. Creep it real.

63. Ghostest with the mostest.

64. Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

65. Demons are a ghouls best friend.

66. Life is gourd.

67. Fangs for the memories.

68. You make me batty.

69. Have a spooktacular night!

70. Shake your BOOty.

71. What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie with ice scream!

72. How can you tell if a vampire has a cold? Because of the coffin!

73. What do spiders do for fun on Halloween? Surf the web!

74. Don’t be a scaredy cat...

75. Ghostly greetings!

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Isabell Tenorio is a writer who covers astrology, pop culture, love and relationships.