11 Of The Funniest Quotes From Celebrities On The Topic Of Sex
Lets talk about sex, baby
Sex. It seems like it’s everywhere nowadays, doesn't it? I mean, everyone is talking about it — your friends, your favorite celebrities, singers, and songwriters. It’s all over television and it's certainly all over the internet.
Some people are totally open to embracing the topic and sharing sex advice at the drop of a hat, while other people naturally shy away from it a bit more. But in the end, it’s nearly impossible to escape it.
Since it seems like a hard topic to avoid, maybe we should just embrace it instead? That seems like a good idea to me. I mean, sex is a natural thing after all. And you’re supposed to be able to enjoy it and even laugh about it sometimes.
Sure sometimes it's super awkward, like when one of you blurts out those three little words for the first time. But those awkward moments are even more reason to find the humor in sex and be able to laugh about it sometimes.
That's what these celebrities do, and they do it in the best way possible, with humor! Sex can be so many things, but a lot of people approach conversations about it with nothing but seriousness. It’s only healthy to be able to joke about it.
We should take a note from some of our favorite celebrities and laugh a little bit about the topic. Not sure exactly how to do that? Still feel a little uncomfortable about the idea of mixing humor and sex?
Continue reading for 11 of the funniest quotes about sex from a variety of celebrities to get an idea of what we’re talking about. If they can mix sex and humor in such a funny way in front of the world, you can do it too!
If you’re looking for a little inspiration, we’ve got the best quotes to share and savor. For quotes from the most inspiring celebs, activists, and poets, look no further! You might even find the quote that motivates the best parts of your life (and love!) forever.
1Not entirely true
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." - Frank Zappa
2You don't need a reason
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"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer." - Woody Allen
3Fun for everyone
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing." - Woody Allen
4The difference between men and women
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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal
5Dessert is served
"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'till you both get your cookie." - Alec Baldwin
6Adele knows what's important
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"I would lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't." - Adele
7That's one way to appreciate your art
"I do think about how many people have had sex to my music. And how many babies have been made to 'Jealous.' It's a good tempo for sex." - Nick Jonas
8Thank God
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"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." - John Waters
9She recommends drinking
"If sex is off the table [on a date] and you're, like, 'Let's try and get to know each other,' I would recommend drinking, highly." - Anna Kendrick
10No such thing as too much of a good thing
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"Sex is like money; only too much is enough." - John Updike
11What really excites us
"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." - Betty Friedan