75 'Mutts-Read' Dog Puns

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Dogs are special creatures that can cheer you up even on the worst of days. One of the greatest things about dogs is how effortlessly funny they can be, which is why dog puns can make you think that anything is paw-sible. 

All dog owners know this already, but if you don't own a dog, there are hundreds of videos, memes, and pictures to prove dogs are undeniably funny and they always do things to make us laugh. 

Dog puns are great because they can be used furever and these funny dog puns are great for the ultimutt dog lover.

You can use dog puns in conversation, a joke, an Instagram caption, or in a card! Dog puns are pawfect for any occasion, and will surely make you and your friends and family smile.

We've gathered the most paws-itively ridiculous dog puns for you to laugh at and enjoy.

Here are 75 dog puns that will leave you howling.

1. Howl I ever live without you?

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2. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.

 

3. Today has been ruff.

 

4. Dog-gone it.

 

5. The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.

 

6. I’m one classy mother pupper.

 

7. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.

 

8. My dog is cold, we call him a pup-sicle.

 

9. My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.

 

10. What do dogs eat at the movies? Pup-eroni pizza and pup-corn!

 

11. I nearly kicked my dog out. But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.

 

12. He’s the most pup-ular dog at the park.

 

13. He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.

 

14. The pup-arazzi just love to take pictures of him.

 

15. The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.

 

16. He loves pup-eroni pizza.

 

17. You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree.

 

18. For breakfast, my dog loves a beagle and schmear.

 

19. My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.

 

20. Don’t stop retrieving.

 

21. My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.

 

22. When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.

 

23. My dog hates the rain. He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.

 

24. Quit hounding me.

 

25. The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”

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26. It’s raining cats and dogs. That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

 

27. What do you call a funny canine? A corn dog. 

 

28. Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.

 

29. Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.

 

30. Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day — you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever!

 

31. Just need a cup of earl greyhound tea every day.

 

32. My dog loves poetry. Especially William Shakes-paw.

 

33. You’re such a mal-tease.

 

34. Mistakes happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.

 

35. Let’s raise the woof.

 

36. That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.

 

37. Living the Pug Life.

 

38. What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album? Bark Side of the Moon.

 

39. People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant.

 

40. What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.

 

41. You have the corg-key to my heart.

 

42. The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.

 

43. The dog was so sad, he was a melon-Collie.

 

44. What does a dog like to eat for breakfast? Woofles.

 

45. My dog makes me smiles from ear terrier (ear to ear).

 

46. Dogs are the most loyal creatures on earth – completely devoted to their dog-ma and paw.

 

47. The newest Avenger is a dog named is labro-thor.

 

48. My dog is such a terrier-ist.

 

49. Dogs are the most loyal creatures on earth – completely devoted to their dog-ma and paw.

 

50. Next time you take your dog out to the lake, bring a doggie paddle with you!

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51. The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.

 

52. Mistakes happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.

 

53. I’ll collie you later.

 

54. I don’t give a pit.

 

55. I’m mutts about you!

 

56. See you on the bark side.

 

57. Please fur-give me.

 

58. Remember to put the car in bark.

 

59. This place seems so fur-miliar.

 

60. I like big mutts and I cannot lie.

 

61. I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life.

 

62. You’re the ulti-mutt dog mom.

 

63. You need a new leash on life.

 

64. Nothing mutt-ers as much as you.

 

65. Remain paws-itive!

 

66. I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!

 

67. Quit hounding me!

 

68. Don’t bite the hound that feeds you.

 

69. I ruff you very much.

 

70. Pardon the inter-ruff-tion.

 

71. Thanks fur everything.

 

72. I love you, fur real.

 

73. It’s the leash I can do.

 

74. You are fur-bulous.

 

75. I am fur-ever yours.

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Megan Hatch is a writer at YourTango who covers pop culture, love and relationships, and self-care.