42 Funny Wedding Puns That Make Clever Instagram Captions

42 Funny Wedding Puns That Make Clever Instagram Captions
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Getting married is beautiful and your wedding will be one of the greatest days of your life. One of the best parts of getting married is that you can get a lot of Instagram likes when you post your wedding pictures, and adding the right wedding puns as Instagram captions will make your feed that much better! 

After all of the planning that goes into your wedding like finding the perfect dress, flowers, and location, it is only natural that you share your wedding pictures with the world. You will want to look back on your wedding photos for years to come and remember that fairytale day.

It can be tricky figuring out what to make the caption of your stunning wedding pictures. How do you put the perfect day into words? 

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The best thing to do if you don’t know what to caption your photos is think of a funny pun.

If you need some Instagram caption inspiration, here are 42 clever and funny wedding puns.

Your Instagram followers will enjoy how gorgeous you look in your photo and also chuckle to themselves at the funny caption. By having a drop-dead gorgeous wedding photo and a funny joke, your wedding picture is bound to go viral. 

Food & Drink Wedding Puns

1. "Take a shot, we tied the knot."

2. "Eat, drink, and be married."

3. "Drunk in love." — Beyonce

4. "Donut ever let me go." 

5. "You make miso happy."

6. "You've stolen a pizza my heart."

7. "I'm soy into you." 

8. "This might sound cheesy, but you're really grate."

9. "I love you s'more everyday."

10. "Congratulations to the pear-fect couple."

11. "You're one in a melon."

12. "We've got all the thyme in the world."

13. "My heart beets for you."

14. "I love you berry much."

15. "You're my butter half."

16. "I love you pho real."

17. "Life is gouda."

18. "I love you from my head tomatoes."

19. "You make me hap-pea."

20. "For butter or worse, a toast to the lovely bride and groom."

21. "Words can not espresso how much you mean to me."

22. "Whole latte love."

23. "And they lived apple-y ever after."

24. "Don't go bacon my heart."

25. "What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope."

26. "Mint to be."

27. "I cannoli be happy when I'm with you."

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Funny Wedding Puns & Jokes

28. "Why did the bride change her last name? Because it had a nice ring to it."

29. "Marriage: you either do or you don't."

30. "It's been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers."

31. "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

32. "Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web."

33. "Yoda best bride." — Unknown

34. "Our love is in-tents." — Unknown

35. "You mer-maid for each other." — Unknown

36. "When is the right time to get married? I don’t know, what do you propose?" — Unknown 

37. "What was the best part of the wedding? The reception; it really took the cake." — Unknown 

Animal Wedding Puns

38. "You're my significant otter."

39. "I'm whaley excited to marry you." 

40. "Owl always love you." — Unknown

41. "Meow and forever." — Unknown

42. "No bunny compares to you." — Unknown

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Jaycee Levin is an Instagram influencer and writer who covers astrology, entertainment, love, and relationships.

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