30 Funny Quotes From The Real Housewives Of Orange County About Drama, Feuds & (Of Course) Wine

Funny Quotes From The Real Housewives Of Orange County

We're here to drink wine!

The Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOC) is a hit reality television on Bravo that came out in 2006 and is currently on the air. It follows the housewives that live in Orange County, like Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, Kelly Dodd, Vicki Gunvalson, and Emily Simpson, to name a few.

The Real Housewives of Orange County is part of The Real Housewives franchise, like the other spin-off shows from regions like, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of Miami, The Real Housewives of Potomac, and The Real Housewives of Washington D.C.

The one thing all these shows have in common is that they are all centered on wealthy women who fight ... a lot! As an audience member, you never know whose side to be on because the drama comes from every character. Who can forget the huge fight between Shannon Beader and Heather Dubrow which resulted in Heather kicking Shannon out of her house? Or the iconic fight between Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge (for extra credit you can play a drinking game along with it and drink every time they say the words “evil eye”)?

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Most fights begin with a housewife saying something along the lines of “I don’t want to start drama but I have to say…” and then they drop the ultimate drama-starting bomb. Every episode is filled with gossip, revenge, and passive aggressive comments. If that isn’t the recipe for a good night of guilt-free binge-watching with wine in hand, then I don’t know what is.

It is also very exciting to see the showdowns between the housewives happen at extravagant dinners and lavish parties. They all spend an incredible amount of money on their often-catered events, just to start fights again. It is a sight to see because they all say the most shocking and offensive statements to each other and dramatically fight about problems that are hard for us audience members to understand.

Indulging in the Real Housewives of Orange County is definitely a guilty pleasure I can get behind.

We can all find humor and inspiration in these 30 most outrageous Real Housewives of Orange County quotes we'll never forget.

1. Don't let karma get you. 

"Karma is a b-tch. So I don't have to be one." Shannon Beader, Real Housewives of Orange County

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2. One time I made dinner.

"I make my own rules and one time I made dinner." Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

3. Don't trust her.

"Why would you trust a girl that has t-ts bigger than her head?" Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

4. Onion rings can be used as weapons. 

"I'm going to strangle him with an onion ring." Heather Dubrow, Real Housewives of Orange County

5. It's just my opinion.

"THAT'S MY OPINION!" — Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

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6. Vicki's not like that. 

"I have never been with multiple partners IN MY LIFE." Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

7. The Real Housewives of Orange County don't hold back.

"You are psychotic, Jesus Jugs!" Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

8. When you just can't deal with the drama.

"I had to go on Xanax for it LYDIA!" Alexis Bellino, Real Housewives of Orange County

9. Be your own boss and give yourself what you deserve.

"I'm my own boss and it's time for a raise." Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

10. When life gives you lemons...

"When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl." Shannon Beader, Real Housewives of Orange County

11. Don't mess with Heather. 

"I'm sorry, do you want me to pop a vein?" Heather Dubrow, Real Housewives of Orange County

12. Name calling galore.

"Kelly's Native American name would be 'Dances With Bullsh-t'." Shannon Beader, Real Housewives of Orange County

13. A family van can fit six people, FYI. 

"You have a little family van, when do you ever bring a family van to pick up six people?" Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

14. We can relate.

"I can't stop eating!" Shannon Beader, Real Housewives of Orange County

15. When you're SO over it.

"I am bored with this." — Heather Dubrow, Real Housewives of Orange County

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16. I just had my Amino Acids.

"I just had my amino acids and I'm charged with energy." Shannon Beader, Real Housewives of Orange County

17. Don't call Tamra evil. 

"Are you saying I'm an evil b-tch?" Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

18. Being a housewife takes strong survival skills.

"I think it takes strong survival skills to be a housewife in Orange County." Peggy Sulahian, Real Housewives of Orange County

19. Too much to ask of an assistant. 

"What does she need an assistant for? To hold Slade's balls?" Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

20. Maybe not a great idea.

"In Cabo do as the Cabonians do. Do body shots!" Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

21. You can take the girl out of the O.C. 

"You can take the girl out of Orange County, but you cannot take the shopping wh-re out of me." Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

22. Dating is hard. 

"What do I need to do, set myself on fire to meet the fireman?" Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

23. Tell us what you really feel.

"Jenna looks great, she just has a nasty soul." Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

24. You always need moral support... and mace. 

"After my party there is no way I'm going to be around Gretchen without some moral support. So I bought Vicki. And mace." Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

25. Jumping jacks can make you pee, apparently.

"I've had four kids, if I do jumping jacks I pee." — Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

26. Smart. Safety first.

"Bring Vicki, but tell her to leave the gun at home." Alexis Bellino, Real Housewives of Orange County

27. Have your friends weigh in on important decisions. 

"Do I need vaginal rejuvenation?" Tamra Judge, Real Housewives of Orange County

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28. Always drink wine. 

"We're here to drink wine." Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

29. Work hard for your diamonds.

"I work hard for my diamonds. I deserved that ring." Alexis Bellino, Real Housewives of Orange County

30. When you know who's really boss.

"When did I become Skipper? I'm f-ckin' Barbie!" — Gina Kirschenheiter, Real Housewives of Orange County

31. Vicki is the star. 

"Get off my show." — Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

32. That's Kelly's opinion. 

"I think they’re a bunch of old washed up b-tches but that’s my opinion." — Kelly Dodd, Real Housewives of Orange County

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